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PETA at it Again

And bacon wrapped tofu.

That reminds me very little of the time my late wife, the blimp, offered to make me a bacon sandwich (grilled cheese were not on the menu). She waddled into the kitchen and came back a little later and said, "There's something wrong with the bacon. It won't separate." I followed her into the kitchen to see what she was talking about. She had opened a package of bacon and dropped it in the skillet without separating it. She had been chopping it into pieces with a spatula. I ended up with a couple of bacon bits sandwiches.