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Pie or Cake

Pie.

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Not that I'm known for ever turning down a good cake though. :rolleyes:
 
just thinking about eating frosting makes me want to wretch. pie absolutely dominates cake. plus, have you ever wondered why there are only pie eating contests? its because no person would be able to stomach that amount of cake. i want to abolish birthdays to loosen its stranglehold on society.
 
The correct question is Cake or Death.

I'm not much for cake or pie, but when I do eat one I usually go with a home made cheesecake. Yes it's a bit of work, but the ladies love it.

"Cake or death?"

"Eh, cake please."

"Very well! Give him cake!"

"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."

"You! Cake or death?"

“Uh, cake for me, too, please."

"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"

"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."

"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"

"Well, I meant cake!"

"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"

"Uh, cake please."

"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?"

"Well, so my choice is 'or death’? I’ll have the chicken then, please.

“Taste of human, sir. Would you like a white wine? There you go, thank you very much.”

“ Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?"
 

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