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Plastic surgery or wrinkles in time?

Is it better to have plastic surgery or accept who you are?

  • Prune Face was always my favorite Dick Tracy Villian

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • Hey, it comes in handy in case I need a road map

    Votes: 3 10.7%
  • We have the technology, why not do it?

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • I would rather try and age gracefully (Whatever that means)

    Votes: 16 57.1%
  • I put carrot juice on my skin

    Votes: 3 10.7%
  • Burritos keep me moving and grooving

    Votes: 4 14.3%
  • Oatmeal baths

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • What's it to ya punk?

    Votes: 5 17.9%
  • Jimmy don't look old so why should I care?

    Votes: 3 10.7%
  • Photoshop

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Maybe just a little tuck here and there

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • I would rather feel good than look good

    Votes: 7 25.0%
  • Eat more BEETS?

    Votes: 3 10.7%
  • What's the best wrinkles for dinosaur metal?

    Votes: 3 10.7%
  • I'm trying out for a role as the mummy

    Votes: 4 14.3%
  • Working out and keeping in shape is more important

    Votes: 6 21.4%
  • Other

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    28
If my avatar wore glasses...that's what I look like now.
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This is the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the thread title.....

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-Mike

Saves nine, doesn't it?

A physician friend of my dad's, many years ago, was talking about the plastic surgery his office had started offering. I voiced my skepticism about it. His wife said, "Oh, but it makes you feel so much better about yourself." My reaction was that if you need surgery to feel better about yourself, you have much more serious issues than you're going to solve by surgery. I'm glad the technology exists for helping people who have suffered disfiguring injuries, burn victims and such. But people are beautiful if they just take care of what God gave 'em, and years bring dignity.
 
I know this girl who had quite a schnoz and she got a little bit taken off the bump and it looks great. She's really happy with it. Everything in moderation.
Knew a girl in high school who had the same thing done. She made a mistake though. Instead of getting a little bit taken off she came back from summer vacation with a cute little nose. It never looked right on her face.
 
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How about Dick Clark? Seems like for a couple decades, he did not age at all.
Here he is at age 80+.
If he did use plastic surgery, then he had a very good doc.
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After Dick Clark's demise Talkbass investigators found a very disturbing portrait of Mr. Clark hidden in a back room at the Clark Mansion.
 
I know this girl who had quite a schnoz and she got a little bit taken off the bump and it looks great. She's really happy with it. Everything in moderation.

My wife did the same thing as a young adult. I've never seen her old nose (not even in pics), but she says it's a big improvement. My nose has always made me somewhat unhappy, though. I've never liked how it looks. People have asked over the years if it was ever broken, but it hasn't been. I don't plan on fixing it, though.

Good doctors can work magic, but as you said, everything in moderation.
 
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59 and still amazing. No work done or needed.

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I, however, could use some hair plugs, a tummy tuck and nose job! I';m not gonna because eventually I wont need a Halloween mask. So, I have that going for me!
Somehow, I pictured you differently. Oops, I saw the rest of your post. Sorry.
 
There are people out there who have spent more on plastic surgery than I will probably ever have. They tend to look like they have plastic surgery, and all start to look distantly related and subtly cartoon-ish. If the intention is to trick me into thinking that you are either younger than you are or ageing more gracefully than you are then 1) I can look up your age on Wikipedia and 2) you aren't fooling me. Your $million deceit isn't working, and the only people that would care enough are the people that aren't buying your scam.

Johnny Hallyday, who died a week back, ruined his appearance with ill-advised plastic surgery:

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