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Playing WITHOUT an amp?????

Ok, i didnt konw where to put this once again, but here it goes, I am over at my dads house and my amp is at my moms, I want to play on an amp so badly. I got back from practicing wiht my guitarist so i have a cord with me, but thats it, what can i plug it into? im not worried about sound quality or anything, Is this even possible? Is there a convertor I can buy to convert my cord to something so i can plug in another thing. Help, I NEED an amp.
 
I agree with Pete. When in a bind and need that bass fix in a pinch you can also sit in a chair with armrests and make contact with the armrests to resonate. You still get to sit and play naturally. Or, even louder, sit yourself perpendicular to a wall (not in a basement :rollno: ) and let the edge of the bass or guitar strap button touch the wall.

Perhaps you'll be in the market for 2nd small practice amp eventually?
 
Oh, this is easy. Here's what you're gonna need:
1 can of shaving cream
1 lemon wedge
1 porcelain bath tub. It HAS to be porcelain. The fiberglass tubs do not work.
First thing is you want the bass to make contact with YOU, not your cloths. So....off with the cloths. Next empty the can of shaving cream into your hands. Use the entire can. You'll need it all. Then work the shaving cream into all body hair. DO NOT discard the can. You're gonna need it. Wash and dry hands. Now grab your bass and climb in the tub. Don't sit as normal as the bass neck will hang out. Face the back wall so that the entire bass runs the length of the tub. Place the lemon wedge behind your right ear. Now place your right ear against the side wall and play. There ya go! You can use the empty shaving cream can as a spacer if you can't reach the wall with your ear.

Always glad to be helpful,
Joey
 
joeybcdt said:
Oh, this is easy. Here's what you're gonna need:
1 can of shaving cream
1 lemon wedge
1 porcelain bath tub. It HAS to be porcelain. The fiberglass tubs do not work.
First thing is you want the bass to make contact with YOU, not your cloths. So....off with the cloths. Next empty the can of shaving cream into your hands. Use the entire can. You'll need it all. Then work the shaving cream into all body hair. DO NOT discard the can. You're gonna need it. Wash and dry hands. Now grab your bass and climb in the tub. Don't sit as normal as the bass neck will hang out. Face the back wall so that the entire bass runs the length of the tub. Place the lemon wedge behind your right ear. Now place your right ear against the side wall and play. There ya go! You can use the empty shaving cream can as a spacer if you can't reach the wall with your ear.

OK, how many besides me were seeing that visually as you read it??


I'm scarred for life................ :smug:
 
joeybcdt said:
Oh, this is easy. Here's what you're gonna need:
1 can of shaving cream
1 lemon wedge
1 porcelain bath tub. It HAS to be porcelain. The fiberglass tubs do not work.
First thing is you want the bass to make contact with YOU, not your cloths. So....off with the cloths. Next empty the can of shaving cream into your hands. Use the entire can. You'll need it all. Then work the shaving cream into all body hair. DO NOT discard the can. You're gonna need it. Wash and dry hands. Now grab your bass and climb in the tub. Don't sit as normal as the bass neck will hang out. Face the back wall so that the entire bass runs the length of the tub. Place the lemon wedge behind your right ear. Now place your right ear against the side wall and play. There ya go! You can use the empty shaving cream can as a spacer if you can't reach the wall with your ear.

Always glad to be helpful,
Joey

Don't be affraid to experiment with different types of shaving cream. I like the sound of the lemon scented stuff for sensitive skin.
 
Petebass said:
Don't be affraid to experiment with different types of shaving cream. I like the sound of the lemon scented stuff for sensitive skin.

Amazingly enough, I have found that in a pinch, whipped cream will work as well. Unfortunately, the whipped cream doesn't last as long and you will have to reapply it frequently.
 

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