Poem for my bandmates.

[Alder P Ashman]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm playing a P bass tonight,
So deal with it.

 

[Smurf-o-Deth]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You can critique my poem
When you write better lyrics

 

[tmdazed]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most of the Sh8t we play is 4/4
you would think you would know that by now

 

[Feral Feline]

Pomegranates are rouge
Blueberries are blueish
Here's some feedback:
"I'm unplugged, you're causing it!"

 

[thudfromafar]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Another crappy drummer
Who smells like poo

 

[joebar]

roses are red
violets are blue
this thread is awesome
and my bass playing is good too

 

[Red Mulch]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Some poems rhyme

Which bass is best for metal?

 

[INTP]

Roses are red
violets are purple
Nobody needs a Marshall Full Stack
In a small dive bar.

 

[M0ses]

Roses are red
violets are purple
Nobody needs a Marshall Full Stack.

FTFY

 

[Garret Graves]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here's a brown note
So y'all can poo

 

[Hypnotaize]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Yes drummers need a drum kit to practice on
And the guitarist needs a guitar too

 

[Ironbar]

A haiku:

I came to the gig,

Prepped to play my best for you.

You changed it again.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you're color blind,
This makes no sense to you.

 

[Luvie]

Another haiku:

I'm the bass player
I also run sound on stage
Your amp is too loud!!

 

[DannyBob]

Roses are red
My lips are blue
When you said we'd be playing late
I didn't expect to be out in the cold until 3am playing for your friends who are all drunk to not care less, for less than $20

 

[Kaa]

Roses are red
violets are blue
foamy windscreens
prevent broken teeth

 

[verycoolname]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's my f#$%^&@ amp
So don't touch my EQ
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You might be the singer
But she won't sleep with you

 

[Liam Wald]

Best tread in months!!

 

[tangentmusic]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My Squier is awesome
So stuff all of you

 

[CJL]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
TURN DOWN YOUR AMP
and learn your lyrics too!