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If that isn't already a song, it should be!The band is up here
To help the venue sell beer
If we do well
They'll hire us back.
So it would be swell
If you'd order some Jack.
The more you drink
The better we sound
So step to the bar
And order a round
You can hoot & holler
And have a good time
If you're tipping the bar staff
Then everything's fine
Get up and dance
Work up your thirst
We might not be best
But we sure ain't the worst
So buy another drink
Don't be a cheap #!$*
Don't stop to think
Tip your server a buck
I'll call it a win
And you'll surely feel fine
If you're drinking "Cold Gin"
Or sippin' on wine
Grab another drink
And have a good time
By the end of the night
You'll be doing just fine
We'll keep the songs going until it's last call
To increase the sales of alcohol