Poetry

[username n/a]

Roses are Blue?
Violets are Red?
I'm Colorblind
Stop messing with my head

SOPT BEING CLEVER!!!

 

[santucci218]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
PANDA!

Username is a poor soul
Wishing he could make people lol
Sitting at home playing with legos
Feasting on his dinner of eggos

He has no heart
And he has no wit
Oh my god
This kid is a twit

<3 All in good humor buddy

 

[cheesemonkey]

SOPT BEING CLEVER!!!

 

[cheesemonkey]

Username is a poor soul
Wishing he could make people lol
Sitting at home playing with legos
Feasting on his dinner of eggos

He has no heart
And he has no wit
Oh my god
This kid is a twit

Usernames a little kid
And i am willing to bid
He will get a job opening doors
And spend all his money on cheap... um... am i allowed to say this on talkbass?

All in good humor username... you know i love ya

 

[Baryonyx]

life is but love
for those who seek
have nothing to find
but shall one be placid
love shall find its way into thine soul

Jeremy Williams(unclejam)

anybody else here write poetry?

Well that was pretty weak imo, but keep trying!

 

[cheesemonkey]

Well that was pretty weak imo, but keep trying!

thats whats great about poetry... you opinion doesn't mean anything

 

[Baryonyx]

thats whats great about poetry... you opinion doesn't mean anything

Much like the poems themselves!

 

[cheesemonkey]

Much like the poems themselves!

now i disagree to that poems can mean absolutely nothing or be filled with meaning or both at the same time

 

[Baryonyx]

now i disagree to that poems can mean absolutely nothing or be filled with meaning or both at the same time

But they, undoubtedly, as utterly pointless and weightless as the opinions they form!

 

[K_Shizzle]

Time holds my key
So I sit here and wait
So longing to be
With the girl that I hate

I know its a lie
And I know its unfair
But when she returns
She knows I'll be there

dont waste your time, my poems blow, lol.

Wow man. That one was actually pretty deep and had a lot of relevance to my life at the moment. Thanks for that one.

 

[santucci218]

Wow man. That one was actually pretty deep and had a lot of relevance to my life at the moment. Thanks for that one.

Thank you!

 

[jady]

You ladies must be proud of your prose.........

Isn't writing poetry a man card violation unless it is directly related to bedding down a chick?

 

[cheesemonkey]

You ladies must be proud of your prose.........

Isn't writing poetry a man card violation unless it is directly related to bedding down a chick?

real men write poetry... real men don't hide that they write poetry..
real men say screw you man laws you don't tell me what to do...

 

[unclejam]

real men write poetry... real men don't hide that they write poetry..
real men say screw you man laws you don't tell me what to do...

+1
Real men dont give a Rats Arse about what others think so down with your sheltered way of life

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[K_Shizzle]

Aight, I just wrote one. Bit crude though


Push me away as much as you want
But I will not let that daunt
I love you as myself
Yet sadly, i'll only end with that self

Go ahead and screw random guys
It just makes me die
For I offer you so much more
Which you just find a bore, you whore

So once you're done with this phase
I'll be there waiting for the day
When you finally realize what you have in me
Just as you lose it all, you'll see
Exactly what you had in me

 

[Lammchop93]

I had to write 10 poems for English class. I got a 51/55. YAY!! I'll post some of the better ones later.

 

[cheesemonkey]

I can't write poems or stories for class... whenever I get told to write a poem for class i can never write one... my brain just seems to lock up and i usually end up turning them in a week late or so and they are pretty bad compared to what i write when i just feel like writing...

 

[jady]

real men write poetry... real men don't hide that they write poetry..
real men say screw you man laws you don't tell me what to do...

Whatever helps you sleep at night

+1
Real men dont give a Rats Arse about what others think so down with your sheltered way of life

I think we have a MAJOR red flag here. I will contact Maki immediately to brief him on the situation here...........

 

[cheesemonkey]

Whatever helps you sleep at night



I think we have a MAJOR red flag here. I will contact Maki immediately to brief him on the situation here...........

hey i like poetry... besides i've already broken a man law that I'm not going back on... so screw the man laws...

 

[MakiSupaStar]

CheeseMonkey, and UJ, until you've been laid your opinion of man laws hold no weight. You are no more than a couple of kids banging on the doors of a club to which you do not belong to yet. So your kneejerk response is to reject that which rejects you. So you can take your toys home and read pretty poems to each other, but until you realize that the main reason you are writing poetry is to get laid, then you will never have any say on what the man laws are or are not. This is coming from a published poet. With that I leave you with you.

Man Law 54. The first time you " wax the bike, spank the monkey, etc. " is the day you become a man.

Therefore,

Man Law 83. Real men don't care if they break some of the f***ing stupid man laws, but real men understand that by breaking man law you are wholly admitting that you have checked in your manhood in exchange for a vag.

Yet these rules may or may not apply to you yet depending on your standing with Man Law 54.

But hey, if poetry is your bag. I present to you.

Man Law 177. "Anything a man does in the pursuit of getting laid is acceptable provided that he does, in fact, get laid. "

but...

Man Law 177a. But if the Man in question fails to achieve his conquest, everything he did can be used to bust his chops for a period of no more than six and no less than three months.".

So my young poetry-writing emo friends, I part with...

Man Law 154. Don't be stupid.