You can beat your dog in the morning on your way out to work ....
when you get home the dog will love you like nothing happened....
find a person that will put up with that...
youve never been to Arkansas have you?

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You can beat your dog in the morning on your way out to work ....
when you get home the dog will love you like nothing happened....
find a person that will put up with that...

Yeah, if it was your neighbors dog that'd be weird, but if it's your dog.......
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Whoever says that a relationship with a dog can match that of a human needs to get out more.![]()
+1 on the last 3 posts.
Anyone who feels the need to beat a dog should consider beating - themselves instead.
Wait...so you would train a dog by beating it...but you would train a human that way?
You can beat your dog in the morning on your way out to work ....
when you get home the dog will love you like nothing happened....
find a person that will put up with that...
i dont like dogs . They whine, they bark , they howel and screech ..they make all kinds of disgusting noises and they crap all over the place. They also can and will kill babies,attack a human, carry rabies and eat your livestock..
People are no better really though I have little use for your garden variety person.
wow, you've know some pretty crappy dogs.
Correction, he has known some poor dogs that were not properly trained, cared for, and loved by some pretty crappy people.
Dogs are pack animals, their human/owner is SUPPOSED to be their pack leader, and anything that animal does or doesn't do is the fault and ultimate responsibility of their pack leader. Period.
A dog that causes harm, or acts in some anti-social manner is a dog that is owned by an @$$hole, idiot, or both.
I get sick and freakin' tired of people blaming a particular breed of dog for an issue that is caused by the humans around it. If you can't put the time and effort into having a child, you shouldn't have a dog either.
I agree. Being in my situation I've known lots of "service dogs" and I can say dogs love to work, and please their human master.
IMO a dog shouldn't be treated any lesser than a human friend, as far as time/attention goes.
They are incredibly intellegent creatures, moreso than a sad percentage of their human caretakers.
God Bless, Ray
