Attention students. Apparently, Clyde could not have been the one who crapped in the urinal, because Clyde had a colostomy at age 5. 'Kay? Now, whoever did this unspeakable act is still at large. The boys' bathroom is closed until further notice, 'cause one of you thought it would be a good idea... to pull down your pants... m'kay, hover your buttcheeks over the urinal... and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog... m'kay?. Oh you think that's funny, huh?! Let me assure you, there is nothing funny... about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspectin' urinal, 'kay, droppin' your pants then... turnin' around... squattin' over that urinal, 'kay, maybe... maybe pullin' your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then layin' out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see. Oh yeah, that's real funny! I'm gonna catch this sonofabitch if it's the last thing I DO! M'kay?!
). I can see the humor here, but that last one offends me. No one, especially not a stupid, inanimate placard, is going to tell ME not go like a dog.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
