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jive1
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I may not have boobs, but check out my biceps and veins! Oh yeah!!! Snap into a Slim Jim!
jive1
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I've a feeling I may regret this:
Man, that chick in the front row is hot. Glad I installed a vibrator on the back of this bass.
So there I am, in the middle of an epic caber toss. I black out and wake up in a Wedding Band. Bizarre.
"AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I'm awake, I'm awake now! A quick nap between sets is still a great idea, but I guess I don't really need to put my head by the kick drum to make sure I wake up when the next set starts."
"Oh crap, the part where we're all supposed to wave our arms in the air and go WOOOO! I keep missing the cue for that... Should I WOOOO? Or is it too late to WOOOO? If I keep thinking about whether I should WOOOO or not it'll definitely be too late... need to make a decision fast! WO...oh wait, the guitarist isn't doing it either."Have at it
37? Did you say 37? I have 37...
OK. I'll have a half pound of turkey breast, one pound of swiss-- extra thin and a pound and a half of pastrami. Can I have a taste of the turkey breast?
I'll Play
See? I told you being a Flock of Seagulls tribute band would get us gigs.
Another night where the crowd participation on "Hit Me W/ Your Best Shot" goes horribly wrong . . .
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