Add a looong meal break and you've just describe my gig tonight

. Open mic, great food, minimal playing.
And I got paid. Yes!
Side note: on the way home (around 1:30am), instead of taking the interstate, I decide to take the back roads back from Columbia. I'm on Rte 32 west for about 5 miles... alone. Absolutely no traffic. About 1/4 mile before I exit off the main road, here come the flashing lights. ^%$#!
The officer walks up to the car and says "You were doing xx in a 55 mph zone". I think I might've said "Geez". Shines a light in the car and says "Interesting passenger". We both smile. I have my coax Bag End 15 on the front seat of my Miata. I explain that I'm on my way home from a gig. He asks what I play, I tell him bass. He asks if I play upright... we both smile again. Not in this car. I tell him I have two electric basses in the trunk. He looks surprised. I had to take the cab, cart and gigbag out of the front to get to my registration. He checks it out, gives me a warning and tells me to slow down. No problem.
Glad I didn't end up playing for "free"
On the odd times I run afoul of the law this is typically what happens.