probably the greatest example of a guitard

[electracoyote]

Not only is he an idiot, but it's been done.

Blackie Lawless (bassist) of WASP.

 

[SanDiegoHarry]

I am laughing. I am!

Madness.

Given the awful music he listed, this must be a joke... by a bassist!

 

[fenderfunker]

Great...Now the bass player has to bring a fire extinguisher too. A sky rocket up his @$$ would complete the idiots show. How did he discover this 'Talent' in the first place? Anything for attention, typical guitard.

 

[Stranger Danger]

Im going to start shedding Night Ranger.

 

[nutso42]

I would love to find out how many people responded to his ad.......

 

[P-oddz]

Awesome. Period.

 

[Crass!]

interesting new spin on the term "flaming guitard"

 

[derridiandrift]

I don't get it. What's wrong with a pyrotechnic penis?

 

[SurferJoe46]

MY sister sent me this advertisement:

Wanted: Bass player for my band. Must play
Pre-Beatles music and be willing to go back
in time. This is not a joke. POBox 322,
Oakview, CA 93022. Two gigs and you will
get paid after we get back. Must bring your
own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have
only done this once before. Serious musicians
only need reply.
​

 

[fenderfunker]

I would join his band, but I'd wear a balaclava so I wasn't recognized. If his matches got damp, it would be a bit of a fizzer though; just standing around with your pants round your ankles. I wonder if he can swing that thing to 'What is Hip'.

 

[ronedee]

Why bring a band?

Less peeps to cart off to the nut house!

 

[the opposite of]

But does it hurt when he pees?

 

[goldenglory18]

I guess females not apply?

 

[BassPsyche]

Propane...........and propane accessories. I don't think Hank sells those.

 

[BassInUrFace]

i'd do it.










if i had a day to live.

 

[fenderfunker]

I always wanted to set a guitardist on fire. Now I know where the wick is.

 

[Gopherbassist]

Why has there not been more out rage over the fact that THIS MAN SETS HIS PENIS ON FIRE?

That's like taking this moron

and multiplying pointing a gun at your penis by 1,000.

 

[mmjazzbass]

i really, really hope that's fake

 

[Ric5]

Now if the guitard could shoot fire out of his ass that would really be cool.

 

[csala]

I just joined the fanclub. I'm an official "Pinwheel"! Sweet.