So, at my work today (which involves a lot of driving) I got bored and decided to steamboat willy the car a little bit. Nothing crazy, just from near one lane line to the other. Not coming close to any other cars on a 2-lane road, not crossing lane lines. The real trick was trying to get an object that was hanging in the back to smack into the wall with the beat on the radio.
Lucky for me some busybody called into my boss and told him I was 'all over the road' so now I'm on unpaid leave pending the results of a drug screen (which won't be an issue). So thanks a lot lady. I hope it helps you sleep at night knowing that a guy who drives 30+ hours a week, who hasn't been in an accident or gotten a ticket since he was 18, is no longer menacing the turtles of the world.
That was smart.


