Questions Thread

[Mud Flaps]

This thread is designed for asking general questions to the TB audience that are too short to deserve their own thread. Specifically, this thread is good for young people like me who wish to ask questions to older TB members. I'll start:

1. In marriage law, what is a prenuptial agreement? What does it do? What are the advantages of having one?

2. How do day/night rear-view mirrors work?

 

[DigMe]

A prenup is an agreement that states what possessions each party is entitled to in the event of a divorce.

brad cook

 

[3 crotch grabs]

2. How do day/night rear-view mirrors work?

oh, that's easy.... it's just.......
*head explodes*

 

[thrash_jazz]

2. How do day/night rear-view mirrors work?

Flipping the switch on a day/night-view mirror changes the angle so that the glare from headlights isn't reflected straight into your eyes.

 

[vbass]

1. If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it invert up and down????

2. If I were to choke a smurf, what color would it turn?

3. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

 

[Nick man]

1. If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it invert up and down????

2. If I were to choke a smurf, what color would it turn?

3. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

1. It doesnt reverse left and right, you just dont know which is which.

2. Deep blue, then purple and after a few days, green. Trust me.

3. My dictionaries are flawless and you would not need to worry about such things if you bought one. Just send $20 to me and you can live a worry free life.

 

[3 crotch grabs]

where will the expo's play next year?

 

[vbass]

where will the expo's play next year?

Suckville.

 

[Mud Flaps]

where will the expo's play next year?

DC! RFK Stadium!

 

[3 crotch grabs]

you're probably both right.

 

[Nick man]

In my pants

 

[thinking of you]

where do babies come from?

how does santa deliver all the presents in only a couple hours?

can i have a dollar?

 

[menialtaskguapo]

This thread is designed for asking general questions to the TB audience that are too short to deserve their own thread.

Wow, I didn't know there we're that many midgets on TB.

And they deserve to post threads!
How dare we judge somebody's communication abilities based on their heights?!?!

 

[vbass]

It's not our fault, they can't reach the keyboard...

 

[3 crotch grabs]

if there were really that many midgets on here, don't you think there would be more threads about ashbory basses?

 

[Tyler Hole]

Why doesn't rootbeer taste like roots and beer?

What happens if you eat chicken everyday, for every meal?

 

[Nick man]

where do babies come from?

how does santa deliver all the presents in only a couple hours?

can i have a dollar?

1. Your mom. All babies in the world come from her. Harlot.

2. PCP.

3. Only if you steal it.

 

[Nick man]

if there were really that many midgets on here, don't you think there would be more threads about ashbory basses?

No. As has been pointed out they would not be able to reach the keyboard and thus there would be no greater number threads about Ashbory basses than there currently are.

 

[Nick man]

Why doesn't rootbeer taste like roots and beer?

What happens if you eat chicken everyday, for every meal?

1. Because you arent eating the right roots. Try all the roots you come across and someday you will find one that when combined with beer (Sam Adams Cherry Wheat) will give you that fabulous rootbear taste.

2. Depends on the amount of time we are talking about.

- 1 week: Tummy aches.
- 2 weels: Loose bowels
- 1 month: Ebola
- 3 months: Herpes
- 1 year: Crabs
- 5 years: dorkinitis
- 20 years: wishenevsky
- 50 years: polio
- 80 years: styx
- for the rest of your life: imortality

 

[vbass]

I ATE CHICKEN
EVERYDAY
AND ALL I GOT
WERE THESE LOUSY CRABS