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Questions Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mud Flaps, Jun 11, 2004.


  1. Mud Flaps

    Mud Flaps

    Feb 3, 2003
    Norton, MA
    This thread is designed for asking general questions to the TB audience that are too short to deserve their own thread. Specifically, this thread is good for young people like me who wish to ask questions to older TB members. I'll start:

    1. In marriage law, what is a prenuptial agreement? What does it do? What are the advantages of having one?

    2. How do day/night rear-view mirrors work?
     
  2. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    A prenup is an agreement that states what possessions each party is entitled to in the event of a divorce.

    brad cook
     
  3. oh, that's easy.... it's just.......
    *head explodes*
     
  4. thrash_jazz

    thrash_jazz

    Jan 11, 2002
    Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
    Artist: JAF Basses, Circle K Strings
    Flipping the switch on a day/night-view mirror changes the angle so that the glare from headlights isn't reflected straight into your eyes.
     
  5. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    1. If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it invert up and down????

    2. If I were to choke a smurf, what color would it turn?

    3. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
     
  6. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    1. It doesnt reverse left and right, you just dont know which is which.

    2. Deep blue, then purple and after a few days, green. Trust me.

    3. My dictionaries are flawless and you would not need to worry about such things if you bought one. Just send $20 to me and you can live a worry free life.
     
  7. where will the expo's play next year?
     
  8. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    Suckville.
     
  9. Mud Flaps

    Mud Flaps

    Feb 3, 2003
    Norton, MA
    DC! RFK Stadium! :bassist: :bassist: :bassist: :bassist:
     
  10. you're probably both right.
     
  11. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    In my pants
     
  12. where do babies come from?

    how does santa deliver all the presents in only a couple hours?

    can i have a dollar?
     
  13. Wow, I didn't know there we're that many midgets on TB.

    And they deserve to post threads!
    How dare we judge somebody's communication abilities based on their heights?!?!






    :D
     
  14. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    It's not our fault, they can't reach the keyboard...
     
  15. if there were really that many midgets on here, don't you think there would be more threads about ashbory basses?
     
  16. Why doesn't rootbeer taste like roots and beer?

    What happens if you eat chicken everyday, for every meal?
     
  17. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    1. Your mom. All babies in the world come from her. Harlot.

    2. PCP.

    3. Only if you steal it.
     
  18. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    No. As has been pointed out they would not be able to reach the keyboard and thus there would be no greater number threads about Ashbory basses than there currently are.
     
  19. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    1. Because you arent eating the right roots. Try all the roots you come across and someday you will find one that when combined with beer (Sam Adams Cherry Wheat) will give you that fabulous rootbear taste.

    2. Depends on the amount of time we are talking about.

    - 1 week: Tummy aches.
    - 2 weels: Loose bowels
    - 1 month: Ebola
    - 3 months: Herpes
    - 1 year: Crabs
    - 5 years: dorkinitis
    - 20 years: wishenevsky
    - 50 years: polio
    - 80 years: styx
    - for the rest of your life: imortality
     
  20. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    I ATE CHICKEN
    EVERYDAY
    AND ALL I GOT
    WERE THESE LOUSY CRABS