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Quick bro-code question for ya'll...

So, he conveniently doesnt return my calls.


But...

She totally found me on myspace.


WHICH MEANS PICS

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Kind of a paris hilton thing going on.
 
Okay.

Hockey, and from Detroit.


Here's a smooth one.

Ask her if she digs Steve Yzerman's furniture collection. Since he retired from the Wings, that's his new endeavour. They're really elegant, stylish office furniture. Do some quick research. You'll reel her in, man. Also, ask her if Vladi Constantinov is doing well these days. Mention that you know that he's back to walking under his own power. She'll get all sentimental, and then SLOBBERKNOCKER IN THE BACK SEAT!


Oh, and Thomas Hitman Hearns always attends all Detroit sports events and most concerts. Mention Cass Corridor and Harpos and Cobo Hall.