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Random question about tobacco

#64
Downunderwonder said:
:rollno: this is exactly why you don't want to play with smoking. Kid is a nicotine addict and doesn't want to believe it. Many smokers go their whole lives thinking they'll quit when they feel like it.

Smoke is smoke whether it's pipe, cigar or cigarette, 'baccy.... Vape, gum, patches, all the same stuff, nicotine.
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So nicotine makes me like smoke? Interesting. I guess there's nicotine in weed, too. Grow up and take your head out of the government propaganda.

Note that I said I was addicted. Learn to read.
 
#67
Hey guys, I was wondering how a person like myself can get a rocket launcher, tank and a bag of meth. I want to work on my bucket list and really thought finding these items would be a cake walk! No body will sell me any! Any pointers?
 
#69
rr5025 said:
Hey guys, I was wondering how a person like myself can get a rocket launcher, tank and a bag of meth. I want to work on my bucket list and really thought finding these items would be a cake walk! No body will sell me any! Any pointers?
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I can get you a rocket launcher, and a tank, but for the meth youre going to have to cruise the streets of Arkansas.
 
#72
MatticusMania said:
OP, dont you know how to get things when youre underage? You stand outside the shop, wait for someone of age to come by, and ask them to purchase youre underageable goods.

If you havent figured that out for yourself by now there really is no helping you.
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Back in my day I had to walk uphill both ways to get my illegal substances. Kids these days have it too easy! Now get off my dern lawn!
 
#73
jmattbassplaya said:
Back in my day I had to walk uphill both ways to get my illegal substances. Kids these days have it too easy! Now get off my dern lawn!
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Back in my day we didnt this newfangled internet to turn to when asking how to go about acquiring illegal substances! We had to ask people off the street! Too bad it turned out to be a cop. Luckily he was nice enough to buy them for me!
 
#75
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#76
MatticusMania said:
OP, dont you know how to get things when youre underage? You stand outside the shop, wait for someone of age to come by, and ask them to purchase youre underageable goods.

If you havent figured that out for yourself by now there really is no helping you.
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I almost miss those days of shoulder tapping out front of the liquor store for hours for a pack of Top me and my buds would scrounge money for from washing machines, couches, public phones and good ol' spanging! Made you really appreciate your smokes!








Almost...
 
#77
Forget smoking cigarettes, if you really wanna be cool... smoke meth. That is what all the kool kids are doing these days.

See.. I spelt it cool with a "k", now you know its HiP (alternating capitals! Oh my! You are going to be a real rebel soon!)

A few other suggestions to be a cool 16 year old:
fornication without protection
joining a cult
theft
listening to Barbara Streisand


*Note* DO NOT do these things. I was being facetious. Some kiddies might take me serious and I will have the Feds at my door
 

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