I believe most of Alex's circumstances and plight, and don't think we should turn this into a bag-on-the-kid- thread. My family didn't have a digital camera until very recently, so I can understand that. But I could at least get one from my friend to borrow for the day. Good luck not getting discovered about stealing that ish back, probably not smart but whatever, tis a risk and I may or may not have done it.
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Rant - crazy mom
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so, did the mom pics ever come up?
hey ifyou don't have a digital camera, take a regular pic of her and scan it!
hey ifyou don't have a digital camera, take a regular pic of her and scan it!
Hell yeah mofo. We have 'em. And my dad is a taxi driver.guy n. cognito said:
Alex, your mom is hot? Damn, son oy uhave a MILF and you don't tell anyone?
Man, you guys are killing me, 23 pages, and still rolling... man did I pick a bad time to play catch-up! Anyway, just for kicks and giggles, how many people here have a philosophy degree??? Anyone? Seriously, come on, there has to be at least 5-6 people with a philosophy degree in here with all the advice that has been offered.
My $.02, nothing against your mom man, but something is urging me that there's something she's not happy about, something she is hiding and perhaps keeping to herself. Irrational behavior of that scale just doen't pop up on impulse. I mean, I have a short fuse, and if my imaginary kid did the same thing, I would bop him on the head. But then again, I also am more of an "old-school" person, favoring the parenting techoniques of the baby boomers, not the children of the flower. Also, I don't think any kid of mine will ever be pushed by myself, or my partner in reproduction to do so well in school, you absolutely strike me as the dorky nerdy kid in school who is way too book smart for his own good... Then again, I'm a nobody, so we're even in my head, j/k lmao.
Yes, I'm aware we're past theories and advice, and I know this post makes me look/sound stupid. I don't care. I'm just really bored, and I had a relatively good night at work, and just ate some jello pudding, so I'm chillin' like crazy right now, just continuing the rant thread.. What can I say, I want to be apart of the thrad that 'broke down all boundries and known sanity'.
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My $.02, nothing against your mom man, but something is urging me that there's something she's not happy about, something she is hiding and perhaps keeping to herself. Irrational behavior of that scale just doen't pop up on impulse. I mean, I have a short fuse, and if my imaginary kid did the same thing, I would bop him on the head. But then again, I also am more of an "old-school" person, favoring the parenting techoniques of the baby boomers, not the children of the flower. Also, I don't think any kid of mine will ever be pushed by myself, or my partner in reproduction to do so well in school, you absolutely strike me as the dorky nerdy kid in school who is way too book smart for his own good... Then again, I'm a nobody, so we're even in my head,
j/k lmao.Yes, I'm aware we're past theories and advice, and I know this post makes me look/sound stupid. I don't care. I'm just really bored, and I had a relatively good night at work, and just ate some jello pudding, so I'm chillin' like crazy right now, just continuing the rant thread.. What can I say, I want to be apart of the thrad that 'broke down all boundries and known sanity'.
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You dumbass.Alex said:
Ok, I went on vacation for a couple days, reflected on this a bit, came back, search for threads I'd posted in, and no surprise this one was top of the list. Anywhoo, these last few pages have been quite something. Now then:
-Alex, why the hell did you get your gear from GC? From what I can tell you're a rich mofo, who has quite a bit of income coming in. Does this money really matter? Whatever happened to letting sleeping dogs lie? now is not the time to be sneaky and whatnot, especially when things are so tenative.
-Your story has become very full of holes as well. I have yet to see a response from the mother, which you said you would do. Also, rich family, very nice bass gear, no digital camera? That's weird. and various other things that I can't remember right now.
-You're 15! When I was defending you I thought you were 17-18. This may not seem like much of a difference, but man, a lot happens in those 2-3 years. Ex - at 15 you don't understand the concept of teacher student relationships, while at my age you do (I speak from experience - the teachers I have that hate me, I know why.
). Also, it means that there's only been a year or two since your trouble period of grade 7-8. I thought you had had a 4 year drought at least.-There's no pics. Dude, come on.
-To everyone I argued with earlier: While I still don't agree with most of what you said, and I do hold optimism for us youngens, I now see that he's 15, and that makes things different. I should not have been so trusting of him because of this, and I shouldn't have been so against you old hogies because of this. But I still don't agree, and Guy, Axtooxoxcoxoxoxox (
), etc. I see where you're coming from.In summary, sorry Alex but I've lost a little faith in you, for the reasons mentioned above. Although you do have balls to get your rig back, albeit a lack of a brain. To restore my faith, you must: Eat 80 pounds of cheese, get your mom to post on here, post pics of her, and make me a steak sandwich on whole wheat.
Good news about the possiblity of a new rig though!
Do you mean Psychology instead of Philosophy? Philosophy is like "Do we really exist or is this all in our minds?" Psychology is behavioral study.deathbloomslife said:
I've had enough of both just to be dangerous. Not enough to analyze anyone.
I know the difference, pulled a 100% A in psychology last year. I was talking about philosophy, as the degree is very easy to obtain. I know, when I think about philosophy, I think of a bunch of hippies smoking herb, sitting under a tree with a mandolin and an acoustic guitar wearing tye-dye, headbands, and purple shaded sun glasses... oh and long hair and no shoes too! lol.
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-ryan-
deathbloomslife said:
What is this world coming to? And why is this so off topic? And where are the pics? Oh wait. He's from Florida. That explains a bit.
Well maybe it needs to be off topic for a while, and I'm staying away from the pic thing. I've got a Mom like that. Only it's not the younger people voting for her, it's the senior citizens. My dad's a proud guy.FretlessFreak said:What is this world coming to? And why is this so off topic? And where are the pics? Oh wait. He's from Florida. That explains a bit.
This thread has gone in the wrong direction since then mention of a hot mom. It has gone so off course its not even funny. Asking for pictures of someones hot mom in this thread is just plain wrong.
Someone should start a hot mom pics thread.
Someone should start a hot mom pics thread.
+1Edwcdc said:This thread has gone in the wrong direction since then mention of a hot mom. It has gone so off course its not even funny. Asking for pictures of someones hot mom in this thread is just plain wrong.
Someone should start a hot mom pics thread.
Scott Zoltok said:You dumbass.
Ok, I went on vacation for a couple days, reflected on this a bit, came back, search for threads I'd posted in, and no surprise this one was top of the list. Anywhoo, these last few pages have been quite something. Now then:
-Alex, why the hell did you get your gear from GC? From what I can tell you're a rich mofo, who has quite a bit of income coming in. Does this money really matter? Whatever happened to letting sleeping dogs lie? now is not the time to be sneaky and whatnot, especially when things are so tenative.
-Your story has become very full of holes as well. I have yet to see a response from the mother, which you said you would do. Also, rich family, very nice bass gear, no digital camera? That's weird. and various other things that I can't remember right now.
-You're 15! When I was defending you I thought you were 17-18. This may not seem like much of a difference, but man, a lot happens in those 2-3 years. Ex - at 15 you don't understand the concept of teacher student relationships, while at my age you do (I speak from experience - the teachers I have that hate me, I know why.
-There's no pics. Dude, come on.
-To everyone I argued with earlier: While I still don't agree with most of what you said, and I do hold optimism for us youngens, I now see that he's 15, and that makes things different. I should not have been so trusting of him because of this, and I shouldn't have been so against you old hogies because of this. But I still don't agree, and Guy, Axtooxoxcoxoxoxox (
In summary, sorry Alex but I've lost a little faith in you, for the reasons mentioned above. Although you do have balls to get your rig back, albeit a lack of a brain. To restore my faith, you must: Eat 80 pounds of cheese, get your mom to post on here, post pics of her, and make me a steak sandwich on whole wheat.
Good news about the possiblity of a new rig though!
bikertrash82 said:
Off the top of my head
Yo Momma G jokes = fine.
Yo Momma PG jokes = ok.
Yo Momma R jokes = not ok
Yo Momma X jokes = a little time off.
Yo Momma XXX jokes = banned.
cheezewiz said:Woodchuck has a point about respect, but, heck, I'll post a pic of my mom first if ya'll want. I'll warn you first though, even though she is very healthy and active, she is 74!
I would.
What?
Edwcdc said:This thread has gone in the wrong direction since then mention of a hot mom. It has gone so off course its not even funny. Asking for pictures of someones hot mom in this thread is just plain wrong.
Someone should start a hot mom pics thread.
Asking for MILF pics is never wrong.
GOT MILF?
I think I found a pic of Alex with Google.
This might be his mom. Not sure, but it came up under
Greek women. Hot & Ugly. I love the internet.
When I Googled 'Alex's Mom', I got this:
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Pretty 80's, that.
Guess the don't want us to see her. Take my word for it, she's not Olivia Newton-John.
Then there was this:
Ouch.
But wait, there was this too!
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I think Cheezwiz and I would settle for that one, no problemo.
I found this pic of Alex at a bar mitzvah. He looks astonishingly
like a young Peter McFerrin.
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And here is his Mom.
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Seems like we are getting closer.
This may be the definitive picture. Pull up the
short bus, Romeo!
This might be his mom. Not sure, but it came up under
Greek women. Hot & Ugly. I love the internet.
When I Googled 'Alex's Mom', I got this:
[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
Pretty 80's, that.
Guess the don't want us to see her. Take my word for it, she's not Olivia Newton-John.
Then there was this:
Ouch.
But wait, there was this too!
[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
I think Cheezwiz and I would settle for that one, no problemo.
I found this pic of Alex at a bar mitzvah. He looks astonishingly
like a young Peter McFerrin.
[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
And here is his Mom.
[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
Seems like we are getting closer.
This may be the definitive picture. Pull up the
short bus, Romeo!
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