Rant on solos

[Theonestarchild]

I mean... here's the question of the day. Why is the guitarist doing the solo. It's a SO... LO.... The bass player should be doing it. Not only that, but the guitar player is mad high up on the fretboard. It's a SO... LO.... So point this out to your guitarist. It's about getting SO LOW the audience loses control over their bowels.

[/lame play on words]

 

[d8g3jdh]

Because if they called it a sohigh everyone would think something else.

Just when you thought that play on words couldn't get any lamer...

 

[superbassman2000]

Bass player: you are so good at singing, you should go solo!
Singer: oh yeah?
Bass Player: yeah, So low nobody can hear you!
Singer: *punches bass player in the face*

 

[Theonestarchild]

As much as I rag on guitarists, I still love both of mine like brothers.

 

[morf]

I'd sure like to hear your band with your two guitarists and you doing all the solos

 

[need4mospd]

My band is not only letting me do a solo, it was their idea! Now I just gotta consult with the spirt of Jaco and write something killer!

 

[Lazylion]

Because if they called it a sohigh everyone would think something else.

Lot of people already think that....

 

[d8g3jdh]

Bass player: you are so good at singing, you should go solo!
Singer: oh yeah?
Bass Player: yeah, So low nobody can hear you!
Singer: *punches bass player in the face*

 

[txbasschik]

I mean... here's the question of the day. Why is the guitarist doing the solo. It's a SO... LO.... The bass player should be doing it. Not only that, but the guitar player is mad high up on the fretboard. It's a SO... LO.... So point this out to your guitarist. It's about getting SO LOW the audience loses control over their bowels.

[/lame play on words]

At the end of "Red Tonight", I get a solo. And everyone likes to laugh and say, "She goes so looooooow! Cherie...How low do you go?"

Arrrr-ar-ar-dee-har.

Cherie

 

[CommandoBob]

someone kill this thread now! please!


or me

 

[JimmyM]

Worst thread ever?

 

[d8g3jdh]

I have no present issue with this thread or its affiliates.

 

[de la mocha]

I have no present issue with this thread or its affiliates.

Is that a hampster with a pancake on its head?

 

[d8g3jdh]

Is that a hampster with a pancake on its head?

Page 2 has the answer.

 

[cheezewiz]

Worst thread ever?

Yes

 

[d8g3jdh]

Yes

Sure about that?



Edit: Or what about this?

 

[morf]

lol @ that normality thread hahaha

 

[Phil Mastro]

Sure about that?



Edit: Or what about this?

That first thread is the exact one I was thinking when I read "Worst thread ever".

Although that thread from the 14 year old satanist comes pretty close I guess...

 

[morfine]

true