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Rant on solos

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Theonestarchild, Mar 28, 2006.


  1. Theonestarchild

    Theonestarchild Artfully lost

    Aug 23, 2005
    North Carolina
    I mean... here's the question of the day. Why is the guitarist doing the solo. It's a SO... LO.... The bass player should be doing it. Not only that, but the guitar player is mad high up on the fretboard. It's a SO... LO.... So point this out to your guitarist. It's about getting SO LOW the audience loses control over their bowels.

    [/lame play on words]
     
  2. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    Because if they called it a sohigh everyone would think something else. :meh:

    Just when you thought that play on words couldn't get any lamer...
     
  3. Bass player: you are so good at singing, you should go solo!
    Singer: oh yeah?
    Bass Player: yeah, So low nobody can hear you!
    Singer: *punches bass player in the face*
     
  4. Theonestarchild

    Theonestarchild Artfully lost

    Aug 23, 2005
    North Carolina
    As much as I rag on guitarists, I still love both of mine like brothers.
     
  5. morf

    morf Banned

    Feb 17, 2006
    I'd sure like to hear your band with your two guitarists and you doing all the solos ;)
     
  6. need4mospd

    need4mospd

    Dec 22, 2005
    Houston
    My band is not only letting me do a solo, it was their idea! Now I just gotta consult with the spirt of Jaco and write something killer!
     
  7. Lazylion

    Lazylion Goin ahead on wit my bad self!

    Jan 25, 2006
    Frederick MD USA
    Lot of people already think that.... :rolleyes:
     
  8. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    :D
     
  9. txbasschik

    txbasschik

    Nov 11, 2005
    Leander, Texas
    At the end of "Red Tonight", I get a solo. And everyone likes to laugh and say, "She goes so looooooow! Cherie...How low do you go?"

    Arrrr-ar-ar-dee-har. ;)

    Cherie :bassist:
     
  10. CommandoBob

    CommandoBob

    Nov 17, 2005
    someone kill this thread now! please! :smug:


    or me
     
  11. JimmyM

    JimmyM

    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Ampeg Amps, EMG Pickups
    Worst thread ever?
     
  12. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    I have no present issue with this thread or its affiliates.
     
  13. de la mocha

    de la mocha

    Aug 20, 2005
    NEW JERSEY
    Is that a hampster with a pancake on its head?
     
  14. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    Page 2 has the answer.
     
  15. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz Supporting Member

    Mar 27, 2002
    Ohio
    Yes
     
  16. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
  17. morf

    morf Banned

    Feb 17, 2006
    lol @ that normality thread hahaha
     
  18. Phil Mastro

    Phil Mastro

    Nov 18, 2004
    Montréal
    That first thread is the exact one I was thinking when I read "Worst thread ever".

    Although that thread from the 14 year old satanist comes pretty close I guess...
     
  19. true
     

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