Couldn't resist this one (from a supplier named Jademan), which gives a bit of an insight in Chinese trade traditions:

This comes from the overview of an item, a P-bass calledAbout us:
1.I am an honest and reliable seller, pls trust me !
2.Our company promises: good +nice service+fast shippment+reasonable price !!!
3.PLs contact me at any time,if you are a wholesaler, pls email to me for a better price,thanks!
4.I am a power seller and big seller in china.I also do long time business in the tradetang.I have own factories and many suppiers in china which can supply me many good products.So i can supply the best products,best price,best service.looking forward to doing good business with all my friends in the world.I will be one of your best partner!
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