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Romance Pants
- Thread starter blendermassacre
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Im imagining a pair of pants where I can be like :wham: and whip out a bouquet of flowers.
And then :unbutton: here's some chocolate.
Oh wait! :zzzzzzip: here's a fancy love letter all scented of perfume.
Reach in the back pocket and :whats this: some jewlery!
Im imagining a pair of pants where I can be like :wham: and whip out a bouquet of flowers.
And then :unbutton: here's some chocolate.
Oh wait! :zzzzzzip: here's a fancy love letter all scented of perfume.
Reach in the back pocket and :whats this: some jewlery!
Fantastic concept!
For my wife and I, however, it's pretty useless technology. As the parents of young children, our "romance" frequently includes the phrase, "hurry up before I fall asleep".
For my wife and I, however, it's pretty useless technology. As the parents of young children, our "romance" frequently includes the phrase, "hurry up before I fall asleep".
Basically, the pants turn down the lights and turn up the music as they're unzipped, and then light candles when the button is undone.
MatticusMania said:
The pants dim the lights when your fly goes down and they turn up the mucus. Then when your pants are in buttoned they light candles.
Not bad. I like my idea better though.
So theyve figured out how to get a womans juices flowing via zipper now? Amazing, the depths of physiology!
MatticusMania said:Is this one of those time a description is wanted? Or do we get the jist?
We get the jist good sir! Unless mucus is what gets you ladies
I can blow some pretty sexy snot bubbles. I learned how from this frog...
yes, I realize that is not snot
yes, I realize that is not snot
Screw the lights, I want a mucus controller. That stuff can really grease things up if ya know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.
Tat2dHeart
Only two strings away from an attitude problem.
I dunno guys - mucus by any other name and all that rose is a rose jazz....call it what you will, but if they've figured out how to get that stuff going just with a zipper, I wanna know why I wasn't called to beta test this gadget.
Tat2dHeart
Only two strings away from an attitude problem.
Hon, your idea would have resulted in wilty flowers and melted chocolate. Wait. The melted chocolate isn't such a bad thing depending on....a few variable circumstances.
Like...if I'm licking it off the wrapper...or.....
I cant see it at work either, I pictured pants with a built in condom, nothing says romance like i wont give you STD's.
