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Romance Pants

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by blendermassacre, Jul 3, 2012.


  1. curbowkid

    curbowkid Guest

    Jun 27, 2011
    Brooklyn, New York
    Must have
     
  2. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Link is blocked.
    Im imagining a pair of pants where I can be like :wham: and whip out a bouquet of flowers.
    And then :unbutton: here's some chocolate.
    Oh wait! :zzzzzzip: here's a fancy love letter all scented of perfume.
    Reach in the back pocket and :whats this: some jewlery!
     
  3. EricF

    EricF Habitual User

    Sep 26, 2005
    Pasadena, CA
    Fantastic concept!

    For my wife and I, however, it's pretty useless technology. As the parents of young children, our "romance" frequently includes the phrase, "hurry up before I fall asleep".
     
  4. Basically, the pants turn down the lights and turn up the music as they're unzipped, and then light candles when the button is undone.
     
  5. curbowkid

    curbowkid Guest

    Jun 27, 2011
    Brooklyn, New York
    The pants dim the lights when your fly goes down and they turn up the mucus. Then when your pants are in buttoned they light candles.
     
  6. Turning up the mucus is always a way to turn the ladies on:ninja:
     
  7. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Not bad. I like my idea better though.

    So theyve figured out how to get a womans juices flowing via zipper now? Amazing, the depths of physiology!
     
  8. curbowkid

    curbowkid Guest

    Jun 27, 2011
    Brooklyn, New York
    LMFAO! My bad, iPad spell check. But we need to make this technology real!
     
  9. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Is this one of those time a description is wanted? Or do we get the jist? :D
     
  10. curbowkid

    curbowkid Guest

    Jun 27, 2011
    Brooklyn, New York
    We get the jist good sir! Unless mucus is what gets you ladies
     
  11. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    I can blow some pretty sexy snot bubbles. I learned how from this frog...

    w-frogs.

    yes, I realize that is not snot
     
  12. Nice.
     
  13. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    live1-620x375.
     
  14. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Screw the lights, I want a mucus controller. That stuff can really grease things up if ya know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.
     
  15. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    2009-kristen-stewart-drops-popcorn.
     
  16. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Slippery little woman, she is.
     
  17. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Only two strings away from an attitude problem.

    I dunno guys - mucus by any other name and all that rose is a rose jazz....call it what you will, but if they've figured out how to get that stuff going just with a zipper, I wanna know why I wasn't called to beta test this gadget.
     
  18. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Only two strings away from an attitude problem.

    Hon, your idea would have resulted in wilty flowers and melted chocolate. Wait. The melted chocolate isn't such a bad thing depending on....a few variable circumstances.








    Like...if I'm licking it off the wrapper...or..... ;)
     
  19. I cant see it at work either, I pictured pants with a built in condom, nothing says romance like i wont give you STD's.
     

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