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Senior Pranks?

Dead fish in a locker.

In my youth....:) I was a semi-avid fisherman, caught a fish, put it in the boy's locker room & it stunk BAAADDD. Also would work fine in a hallway locker.

Also if there is any carpeting in the school hallways, go to a local hunting/fishing store & pick up buck lure & rub it on the carpets. It's nasty.
 
baba said:
Some flagpoles have a hinge on one side of the base, and two bolts on the other. This allows it to be unbolted and then laid down on the ground via the hinge.

Do this and then start sliding used tires down the flagpole until it's full. Use a truck to pull the flagpole back to vertical position.

It will blow peoples minds when they come to school the next day and the flagpole is a stack of tires. I've "seen" this. It works.

hahaha, that ones awesome.
 
BaldBass said:
Our vice principal drove one of those little Isetta cars ( you know the one with the single door in the front) We used to pick it up and carry it all over campus, and laugh while he searched for it. He finally started chaining it to the flagpole
I went to military school in NJ, and we disassembled the Spanish teacher's beloved 64 VW Bug, and took it in pieces up to the 4th floor penthouse where his apartment was. We reassembled it in the middle of the living room. He had gone to his girlfriend's house in her car for the weekend. When he came back, he saw his parking spot empty, and called the cops. He filed the report, and went up to his room (about 930pm on Sunday). We all braced ourselves for what was inevitable...we heard the call for "All Hands- Turn Out", and stood at attention in front of our rooms. We got NO SLEEP that nite, spent most of that fun-filled evening either in push-up position, or running laps around our track at high-port (Springfield rifle held over the head). Nobody caved, though. They had to hire a crane and had to take one wall off the penthouse to get it out. That took a day and a half to get done. They buttoned it up, and from then on, he included his car in the watch report list. :D

That's one of many stories I have about the stuff we used to pull, I'll post some more later if there is any interest. BTW, that was the 79-80 school year.
 
Some funny stuff, but I can't help getting the feeling that most of the "pranks" have an unintended victim. Taxpayers who have to pay for clean up, teachers who suffer humiliating events, and more than likely some poor janitor who has to clean up after your laugh.

I can not hear about or see a prank with out immediately empathizing with the "victim", be it an intended or unintended target.

I'm officially an old and cranky man....(YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!...)
 
Bassic83 said:
"All Hands- Turn Out", and stood at attention in front of our rooms. We got NO SLEEP that nite, spent most of that fun-filled evening either in push-up position, or running laps around our track at high-port (Springfield rifle held over the head). Nobody caved, though. They had to hire a crane and had to take one wall off the penthouse to get it out. That took a day and a half to get done. They buttoned it up, and from then on, he included his car in the watch report list. :D

That's one of many stories I have about the stuff we used to pull, I'll post some more later if there is any interest. BTW, that was the 79-80 school year.


Military School is one of those expirences that will give you stories to tell for a lifetime ! It was pure hell at times but I wouldent trade it for all of Newsted's Sadowsky's. ;)
 
10 students, including myself talked to the principal and we were allowed to stay in school after hours from 4-7 with an air tank and 4,000 balloons. We completely filled one of our science teachers with balloons...and the next morning we wrote "class of 2010" on water balloons and dropped them in every "student toilet" in the school, both guys and girls... we also used streamers in the bathrooms and some up the hall ways and wrote on the mirrors in the bathroom with expo markers

the water balloons in the toilets all said "seniors 2010"

the mirrors said various things

and those 4,000 balloons were all popped by 3rd period the following day...the science teacher allowed anyone who wanted to, to come in and pop them 3rd period. there was around 50 kids in this room just popping balloons non stop... it was pretty legit.

harmless, and fun.
 
10 students, including myself talked to the principal and we were allowed to stay in school after hours from 4-7 with an air tank and 4,000 balloons. We completely filled one of our science teachers with balloons...and the next morning we wrote "class of 2010" on water balloons and dropped them in every "student toilet" in the school, both guys and girls... we also used streamers in the bathrooms and some up the hall ways and wrote on the mirrors in the bathroom with expo markers

the water balloons in the toilets all said "seniors 2010"

the mirrors said various things

and those 4,000 balloons were all popped by 3rd period the following day...the science teacher allowed anyone who wanted to, to come in and pop them 3rd period. there was around 50 kids in this room just popping balloons non stop... it was pretty legit.

harmless, and fun.

You created an account here just to say that? :eyebrow:
 
A couple of years back the seniors thought it was funny to cut down all the mature trees on the school grounds. They were caught and one of them lost their college scholarship, another was rejected from the school he was accepted to.
 
Mostly facebook-pranks nowadays. People leaving their computer with autologin on... Not a good idea. Other than that, there has been pictures of people's naked sisters in every printer, some photoshopping with girl's manual pleasure sticks and guys as a part of a revenge-spiral are those pranks I can rememeber off the top of my head.
 
I was homeschooled so I never got a chance to do this stuff (good thing too, I'd be in Detention every day....), but one guy I know was EVIL.

One year he bought a bunch of packs of Oreos and pulled them in half. If done right, this leaves all the white stuff on one side of the cookie. He then proceeded to stick the halves with the white stuff against the windows on the principal's car. EVERY window. Also it was around 85 degrees this day.

I don't think the principal ever found out it was him, either.
 
We had had a stage that was outside and benches that surrounded it. It was a giant bowl area that was often simply referred to as 'the bowl'. At the bottom of the bowl were a series of drains that drained out the water during rains. So a few of us went in over night blocked the drains and ran the hoses. The next morning we all went in early at around 7 to check on it, and it was almost completely full and about 10 feet deep by the stage area. So we got into our speedo's and played a scrimmage water polo game while the other students came to school. At first the principal was fuming, but after awhile, he said that if we swam to the bottom and cleared the drains, then we'd only have a week of detention. It was worth it, but the water was so cold.
 
Man, you cant do anythingin school anymore that's fun. This year, all the seniors drove their tractors and lawn mowers to school thinking that'd be harmless. You know what happened? They all got tickets.

Schools take everything to seriously nowadays. It's horrible.



Although, my friends at a different school got away with something. They put laxative in the ketschup dispensers at the cafeteria, then they put icy hot all over the toilet seats. It was an all-guys school, so they have a little more fun.