then they put icy hot all over the toilet seats.
me and a trumpet playing partner in crime put valve oil on the toilet seats in the womens faculty bathroom, and a layer of cellaphane under the toilet seat in the mens faculty bathroom. we know the mens room one worked (to our suprise.) but heard nothing about a female teacher going to have a seat and instead getting a free ride on a slip n slide..
not the most extreme, but still pretty good, i thought.