Shampoo makes you FAT!

[Papa Dangerous]

So I was typing in Google "Does Shampoo....." and up pops the suggestion "Does shampoo make you fat?" I laugh and have to click on it. This was the first result.

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I do not know how to feel about this. How do you feel about this???

 

[Admpres]

I feel like I need a BigMac and a Blizzard now..

 

[Funky Ghost]

Jog in the shower?

 

[Southpaw5]

substitute shampoo for ranch dressing?

 

[Skitch it!]

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[Internet Police]

Give me a beer shampoo and a cheeseburger enema. Wait...what?

 

[Relic]

meh, I love the bubbles when you burp

 

[hbarcat]

So I was typing in Google "Does Shampoo....." and up pops the suggestion "Does shampoo make you fat?" I laugh and have to click on it. This was the first result.

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I do not know how to feel about this. How do you feel about this???

I guess it depends how much of it you're drinking.

 

[bassman314]

I question anything posted on the Daily Fail...

Especially when there's the handy tip embedded in bright pink in the article:

VODKA RINSE
Adding a splash of vodka to shampoo can help cleanse the scalp and stimulate hair growth

REALLY?

 

[BurningSkies]

No but it can cause burning and stinging if applied improperly. Try conditioner...

 

[Killface]

Jog in the shower?

LOL! Gene Simmons aerobics in the shower anyone?

 

[MatticusMania]

No no, fat makes shampoo

 

[BurningSkies]

I don't want to see fat in the shower...






...so I close my eyes.

 

[Bright Midnight]

I'm bald.

 

[pie_man_25]

REALLY?

I've never heard of that one, but I have heard that beer makes a good hair conditioner/shampoo, apparently. I'm not sure how much of it to believe either - beer is supposed to go in your mouth, not your hair!

 

[Papa Dangerous]

I've never heard of that one, but I have heard that beer makes a good hair conditioner/shampoo, apparently. I'm not sure how much of it to believe either - beer is supposed to go in your mouth, not your hair!

I have also heard of this other spot you can insert some beer... It gets absorbed very quickly, and you can pass a breathalyzer... But that is all I am saying..

 

[BioDriver]

Well that's what you get for eating shampoo.