Should I have a bagel?

[DeathFromBelow]

Oh, here we go... JUST EAT IT! And yes, have a beer. How hard can this be? Jeez...

 

[petrus61]

It's all so...intimidating. I might just have a glass of OJ and a pickle.

 

[DeathFromBelow]

It's all so...intimidating. I might just have a glass of OJ and a pickle.

That'll work too. But HAVE. A. BEER.

 

[petrus61]

That'll work too. But HAVE. A. BEER.

Had six...I'm all out

 

[DeathFromBelow]

Had six...I'm all out

Well... Then I'm sorry, but your only option is to go to bed.

 

[DerHoggz]

Well... Then I'm sorry, but your only option is to go to bed.

Or drunk text exes, depending on level of intoxication.

 

[DeathFromBelow]

Or drunk text exes, depending on level of intoxication.

I can only speak for myself, and I've already exhausted that option for the evening. YMMV.

 

[gustobassman]

Or drunk text exes, depending on level of intoxication.

What about drunk Texans? Oh wait... i misread that..

What do i care i'm not even from Texas! (but i have been drinking )

 

[DerHoggz]

I can only speak for myself, and I've already exhausted that option for the evening. YMMV.

I'VE GOT WORK IN THE MORNING. MY CAPS LOCK IS ON.

 

[DerHoggz]

I have to be there in six hours. I have very bad sleep habits.

 

[LiquidMidnight]

Whenever I have been ambivalent about whether or not to eat a bagel, I've found that it is almost always desirable to eat the bagel. YMMV

And I would suggest the cream cheese spread, though butter is also an excellent choice.

 

[DwaynieAD]

I can show you where to get a real bagel in central PA.

go for the bagel.

 

[Gorn]

Soak the bagel in the soup.

Soup-soaked bread in general is always good.

 

[LeonD]

Oh man, not this chutzpah again.





Seriously dude, I've eaten a REAL bagel. In Massachusetts.

So have I. At a place called Bronx Bagel.

I went to eat a bagel this morning, they were stale. Be careful.

This is why I'm going to have a scone this morning. Even if they go stale, how can you tell?

 

[Milk]

Only if its from St Viateur in Montreal....otherwise you are merely having a bagel shaped piece of bread.
99.9999999371% of the population have never actually had a bagel.

I was actually coming in to say pretty much that. Didnt think someone else woud have.

 

[mellowinman]

I gave up on bagels, donuts, and anything else that is just carbs carbs carbs.

I have never regretted it.

 

[Skeeter1]

I'm from the South. Toss the Bagel. You should have a Biscuit, they are like a Bagel except they are warm, soft, and taste better. Especially if you put Tomato gravy on them but that is out of season now so I guess Sausage gravy would be nice too, Uuuuuuuummm, hot fluffy biscuits. Excuse me folks, I need to make a breakfast run.


MyNew Years weight loss resolution didn't even make it to New Years Day. That's got to be some kind of record.

 

[petrus61]

I'm from the South. Toss the Bagel. You should have a Biscuit, they are like a Bagel except they are warm, soft, and taste better. Especially if you put Tomato gravy on them but that is out of season now so I guess Sausage gravy would be nice too, Uuuuuuuummm, hot fluffy biscuits. Excuse me folks, I need to make a breakfast run.


MyNew Years weight loss resolution didn't even make it to New Years Day. That's got to be some kind of record.

The only place I know of where you can get a biscuit in New York is red lobster.

 

[bluesblaster]

go to the grocery store and get a can of pillsbury "whack ums" and make them yourself

 

[DwaynieAD]

now i want bagels and biscuits