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Since when is 1989 vintage?

Hey submit this to poetry.com and you could win $25.


Let's punctuate his description.


"Up for sale a vintage 1989 left.

Handed fender precission bass, in blonde.

With rosewood neck all electronics work-bass.

Is very lite in weight and plays.

Effortless with super sweet booming tone.

For days you will love this.

Bass, it has some relic but not beat up more.

Like a closet classic look and great.

Vibe has wear and oxidation on hardware this bass.

Rocks so don't miss.

Out, i have no case but will put i a guitar gig.

Bag to protect the body and neck."



My god.
 
Anyone want to buy a **VINTAGE**RARE**!!!!!! 1989 Ford Ranger....Tons of MOJO!!!!!11

only 300K miles on original engine!!!1 and all Original Hardware!!!11!

RELIC'd With a tree Branch on the Hood...VERY TASTEFUL!!!1!





LoL, I kid.

Hey, I've got a ***RARE***!!! ***VINTAGE***!!! ***RELIC***!!! 1971 Ford Econoline I'll part with for the right price! The odometer stopped working in 1980, so I have no idea how many miles it has on it, but it's plenty, I'll betcha! It's got CURTAINS! Craig PowerPlay 8-track tape player included at no extra charge!