so I crapped in my pants yesterday...

[machine gewehr]

Man I love people who shares stuff like that and makes fun of it,you rock. That is way too funny.

Reminded me,10 or so years ago a friend of mine and I were alone at home.I had diarrhea that day.

We were playing football.He shoots the ball and ball hits the button to call the janitor.His wife started yelling us and we kept pressing it like mad and she yelled more and more.We were laughing histerically and I crapped my pants.I yelled:"I CRAPPED MY PANTS!!!" and started to laugh harder.It became a deadlock HAHAHA

 

[ExaltBass]

Awesome! (total crack up)

 

[wilser]

ahhaha, being stuck in a laugh-shart-laugh-shart loop must not be fun, but extremely funny!

 

[rap138]

great story, just be glad there wasn't a Body Cavity Search afterwards...

What? I would demand a cavity search after an event like that

 

[cheezewiz]

 

[Jeff Martinez]

Dagnabbit!!! I just laughed so loud that people sitting 30 feet away are looking at me like I've lost my mind. I'm laughing so hard, I think I have to poop now.

 

[Baryonyx]

I had to drive across the country the other day after eating some ill-advised spicy fried chicken the day before. Man, I thought I was going to have an ass-disaster there. I had to stop at like three service stations to use the bathrooms but luckily after the first one I was all pooped out. Still though, it felt like there was burning petrol shooting out of me and I was walking funny for the next two days

At least I lived!

Man, I am never eating spicy foods again before I have to travel!

 

[Pacman]

This is not appropriate.