So I need new pants...

[GeneralElectric]

Howdy all.

I'm a man of few resources. Infact, I only have 3 pairs of jeans to my name. Erm... had... You see, one of my jeans got torn to shreds during an accident with a chain link fence.

So now I'm in the market for a new set of pants. Should I get a new pair of Levi's? Should I get a pair of trousers or pants?

Is there a difference between trousers and pants, or are people just trying to make things difficult.

If there are differences what are they?

Which has bigger pockets?

Which has easier carrot access in times of emergency?

Which looks more pimp?

Mind you I also have a fedora and an overcoat I wear on a daily basis. No reason... *whistles*

 

[fenderhutz]

Dickies. Never Stain. Never tear.

 

[RedCoatMonster]

Get some tight emo pants, theyre so tight you cant catch them on chain links.
HA!

 

[GeneralElectric]

I'm 6 foot and 230 pounds of man muscle, I don't think they make emo pants in my size. It was a drunken accident with a chain link fence where I got the idea to hop it. Without success. Several times.

 

[RedCoatMonster]

HA!
Drunk ideas are the most brilliant.
Maybe you should buy pants with a breathelizer built in, so you cant pull them up if youre drunk.

 

[SpankyPants]

I would like to recommend SpankyPants.

Always worked for me.

 

[GeneralElectric]

HA!
Drunk ideas are the most brilliant.
Maybe you should buy pants with a breathelizer built in, so you cant pull them up if youre drunk.

That would result in too many child support payments to even be considered feasible at this point.

Spankypants, where do I procure these spanking pants you speak of?

 

[RedCoatMonster]

That would result in too many child support payments to even be considered feasible at this point.

Spankypants, where do I procure these spanking pants you speak of?

Spanky's Erotic Emporium?

 

[SpankyPants]

Be mindful that they also come as assless leather chaps.

 

[RedCoatMonster]

Be mindful that they also come as assless leather chaps.

U mean they make non-assless pants?!

 

[SpankyPants]

Yeah. They're usually in the back. Way in the back.

 

[RedCoatMonster]

I like my chaps with tassles.

 

[peterbright]

Put some beer money aside and splurge on two pairs of pants.

 

[richnota]

Like everything else worth knowing, everything you need to know about pants can be learned from the film Buckaroo Banzai.

Your only real choices are big furry chaps, zoot suit baggies or pencil leg trousers.

 

[IconBasser]

uh... whenever I need pants, I just go to the closest Mervyn's and buy the cheapest ones there. I never pay more than 15 bux. Rip off.

 

[RedCoatMonster]

I accidentally bought some low riding hip huggers, I dunno how.
Im a big dude and they shouldnt make those in my size...Ive tried on every pair since that day.

 

[jsbass]

Lee.

 

[Vandelay]

You don't wear Chuck Norris jeans. Chuck Norris jeans wear YOU.
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[GeneralElectric]

Be mindful that they also come as assless leather chaps.

I thought all chaps were assless- Department of Talkbass Redunancy Department.

Beer or pants? I choose beer any day. Actually I choose a bottle of Maker's Mark over beer and pants.
I honestly dont see a need to own more than 3 pairs of pants either.

I think I should get great big parachute pants. Suggestions?

 

[RedCoatMonster]

Well Hammer Time does follow nicely with Miller Time...