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So I need new pants...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by GeneralElectric, Mar 2, 2008.


  1. GeneralElectric

    GeneralElectric

    Dec 26, 2007
    NY, NY
    Howdy all.

    I'm a man of few resources. Infact, I only have 3 pairs of jeans to my name. Erm... had... You see, one of my jeans got torn to shreds during an accident with a chain link fence.

    So now I'm in the market for a new set of pants. Should I get a new pair of Levi's? Should I get a pair of trousers or pants?

    Is there a difference between trousers and pants, or are people just trying to make things difficult.

    If there are differences what are they?

    Which has bigger pockets?

    Which has easier carrot access in times of emergency?

    Which looks more pimp?

    Mind you I also have a fedora and an overcoat I wear on a daily basis. No reason... *whistles*
     
  2. fenderhutz

    fenderhutz Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2007
    Harpers Ferry WV
    Dickies. Never Stain. Never tear.
     
  3. RedCoatMonster

    RedCoatMonster

    Aug 14, 2007
    Thomas, OK
    Get some tight emo pants, theyre so tight you cant catch them on chain links.
    HA!
     
  4. GeneralElectric

    GeneralElectric

    Dec 26, 2007
    NY, NY
    I'm 6 foot and 230 pounds of man muscle, I don't think they make emo pants in my size. It was a drunken accident with a chain link fence where I got the idea to hop it. Without success. Several times.
     
  5. RedCoatMonster

    RedCoatMonster

    Aug 14, 2007
    Thomas, OK
    HA!
    Drunk ideas are the most brilliant.
    Maybe you should buy pants with a breathelizer built in, so you cant pull them up if youre drunk.
     
  6. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    I would like to recommend SpankyPants.

    Always worked for me.
     
  7. GeneralElectric

    GeneralElectric

    Dec 26, 2007
    NY, NY
    That would result in too many child support payments to even be considered feasible at this point. :meh:

    Spankypants, where do I procure these spanking pants you speak of?:bag:
     
  8. RedCoatMonster

    RedCoatMonster

    Aug 14, 2007
    Thomas, OK
    Spanky's Erotic Emporium?
     
  9. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    Be mindful that they also come as assless leather chaps.
     
  10. RedCoatMonster

    RedCoatMonster

    Aug 14, 2007
    Thomas, OK
    U mean they make non-assless pants?!:confused:
     
  11. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    Yeah. They're usually in the back. Way in the back.
     
  12. RedCoatMonster

    RedCoatMonster

    Aug 14, 2007
    Thomas, OK
    I like my chaps with tassles.
     
  13. peterbright

    peterbright

    Jan 23, 2007
    On The Bayou
    Put some beer money aside and splurge on two pairs of pants.
     
  14. richnota

    richnota Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 11, 2005
    Santa Cruz
    Like everything else worth knowing, everything you need to know about pants can be learned from the film Buckaroo Banzai.

    Your only real choices are big furry chaps, zoot suit baggies or pencil leg trousers.

    BuckarooBanzai-736324.
     
  15. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking Supporting Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    Alta Loma, California
    uh... whenever I need pants, I just go to the closest Mervyn's and buy the cheapest ones there. I never pay more than 15 bux. Rip off.
     
  16. RedCoatMonster

    RedCoatMonster

    Aug 14, 2007
    Thomas, OK
    I accidentally bought some low riding hip huggers, I dunno how.
    Im a big dude and they shouldnt make those in my size...Ive tried on every pair since that day.
     
  17. jsbass

    jsbass

    Sep 3, 2006
    WI
    Lee.
     
  18. You don't wear Chuck Norris jeans. Chuck Norris jeans wear YOU.
    [​IMG]
     
  19. GeneralElectric

    GeneralElectric

    Dec 26, 2007
    NY, NY
    I thought all chaps were assless- Department of Talkbass Redunancy Department.:smug:

    Beer or pants? I choose beer any day. Actually I choose a bottle of Maker's Mark over beer and pants.
    I honestly dont see a need to own more than 3 pairs of pants either.

    I think I should get great big parachute pants. Suggestions?
     
  20. RedCoatMonster

    RedCoatMonster

    Aug 14, 2007
    Thomas, OK
    Well Hammer Time does follow nicely with Miller Time...
     

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