So I need new pants...

[Pilgrim]

Girls Go Nuts For Wrangler Butts

And it is well to write that carefully, lest you transpose words at inopportune points.....

 

[The Golden Boy]

Girls go butts for nuts wranglers?

 

[GeneralElectric]

Get some Levi Boot Cuts.

I'll have you looking good in no time.

My other two pairs of jeans are those levis.

 

[GeneralElectric]

Girls go butts for nuts wranglers?

my head just exploded with rump wrangler jokes.

 

[GeneralElectric]

I can't believe y'all are talking about PANTS!

And I can't believe you're giving one another fashion advice. Ya, I've seen the show yourself thread!

Every single one of you should have your Man Card Revoked.

:scowl:

You got a problem with pants? Technically its not fashion advice, but more like...erm.... uh... new pants for killing advice. Yeah... see? Manly men men...

This whole thread is a veiled fashion advice thread. There are man law against that. However, of you don't want things to rip or stain, I would advice teflon. Wear a couple of frying pans instead of pants.

But with all those frying pans hanging from your belt, wouldn't you hit yourself in the junk as you walked?

 

[Pilgrim]

But with all those frying pans hanging from your belt, wouldn't you hit yourself in the junk as you walked?

Dang. The metaphor of a tennis racquet and tennis balls comes to mind, but very uncomfortably. :scowl:

 

[sarcastro83]

Get whatever pants you like, but always remember... they'll never be as cool as dragon pants...

 

[GeneralElectric]

What if I get Unicorn pants?

 

[peterbright]

What if I get Unicorn pants?

If there's more than one horn in there, you are in trouble.

 

[RedCoatMonster]

Get whatever pants you like, but always remember... they'll never be as cool as dragon pants...

Forget the Dragon, I want the Moose Knuckle pants there!

 

[sarcastro83]

that can't be comfortable...

 

[GeneralElectric]

It don't matter. It show cases your bulge so you get all the ladies.

 

[RedemptionBass]

Or you can go to Wally World and get a pair of Wranglers for about the same $16-$18. I draw the line at wearing their cheap label Rustlers.

Oh man, you have gone and insulted my $11.00 Rustlers. I'm like, all crying n' stuff. I also have 5-7 extra dollars per pair to waste on bass crap. I buy them boot cut and ultra-crunchy-dark-dark blue. It only takes a couple of months to soften them up. Hard to find the black ones in boot cut.

 

[RedemptionBass]

I can't believe y'all are talking about PANTS!

And I can't believe you're giving one another fashion advice. Ya, I've seen the show yourself thread!

Every single one of you should have your Man Card Revoked.

But it's hillarious when you have someone that wears brown, orange, green or red plaid shirts (or a combo of all four!) every day with ultra-cheap jeans and red Adidas shell toes giving the advice. Oh yes, I am one sexy man.

 

[IconBasser]

You got a problem with pants? Technically its not fashion advice, but more like...erm.... uh... new pants for killing advice. Yeah... see? Manly men men...




But with all those frying pans hanging from your belt, wouldn't you hit yourself in the junk as you walked?

general, your sig is awesome.

 

[GeneralElectric]

Why thank you IconBasser. Divine inspiration?