So I Swallowed....

[jonathan_matos5]

That's probably more likely to be light damage to your oesophagus then it actually being stuck. If evolution (or creationism if you so believe) didn't take into account people swallowing things they shouldn't, we'd all be dead by now

'To suppose that the eye with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest degree.'

Darwin didn't believe in evolution why should anyone...

 

[DblG]

My son swallowed a quarter when he was 3, and that came out just fine. No problem passing it. Did you find your earring yet?

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

+1

You got it back yet ?

 

[palm grease]

just kill yourself now... it'll be much less painful!

 

[dave64o]

My son swallowed a quarter when he was 3, and that came out just fine. No problem passing it. Did you find your earring yet?

Did he also poop out a penny or two in accrued interest.

 

[BassAntix]

your stomach acid will most likely destroy it

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I've swallowed a marble, a quarter, a dime, a penny, and one of those super bouncey balls. For all I know, they're still sitting in my stomach.

 

[peterbright]

That explains everthing.

 

[Blueszilla]

That explains everthing.

I don't see how...

 

[Blueszilla]

I've swallowed a marble, a quarter, a dime, a penny, and one of those super bouncey balls.

This is surely an incomplete list.

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

I've swallowed a marble, a quarter, a dime, a penny, and one of those super bouncey balls. For all I know, they're still sitting in my stomach.

I was expecting

"But I've done worse" tagged on the end

 

[MakiSupaStar]

This is surely an incomplete list.

Well these are things that I cannot confirm exiting my body. Oh I forgot to add a cigarette. And a jay. Ok you're right. I'm not a proud man. :scowl:

 

[FrizzleFry]

+1

You got it back yet ?

I'm still Alive, I didn't bother to check though, I don't think she wants if back THAT badly.

 

[Marcus Johnson]

And a jay.

Organic, I hope. One must watch one's health.

 

[Ben Lesser]

I'm still Alive, I didn't bother to check though, I don't think she wants if back THAT badly.

You still haven't explained how this entered your body.

 

[fourstringdrums]

If she won't let me wear the earing, then SHE WON'T WEAR IT EITHER!

*gulp*

Hahahaha!

Seriously, wth? Did it contain U.S. nuclear secrets that you were trying to keep from North Korea?

 

[FrizzleFry]

If she won't let me wear the earing, then SHE WON'T WEAR IT EITHER!

*gulp*

Hahahaha!

Seriously, wth? Did it contain U.S. nuclear secrets that you were trying to keep from North Korea?

HAHA!, Well we were just having some fun, then she felt a weird tug on her ear.

Now my throat hurts

 

[fourstringdrums]

HAHA!, Well we were just having some fun, then she felt a weird tug on her ear.

Now my throat hurts

Well now you can tell her that because you swallowed, now she...nevermind. Don't want to get banned

 

[Rakie]

Well now you can tell her that because you swallowed, now she...nevermind. Don't want to get banned

The one word answer you were looking for was: "Reciprocation"

 

[whoatherechunk]

I've swallowed a marble, a quarter, a dime, a penny, and one of those super bouncey balls. For all I know, they're still sitting in my stomach.

hahahaah!