So what's going on around here?

[Relic]

can I borrow $1000?

 

[Stumbo]

What's the best Qintar for metal?

 

[Horny Toad]

Are your legs bulletproof?

 

[Funky Ghost]

If you increased the size, would it still only take three licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

 

[MatticusMania]

How many tubby kids doing the truffle shuffle does it take to make a curmudgeon smile?

 

[Eric Perry]

He returns. Amazing.

 

[bjabass]

How many tubby kids doing the truffle shuffle does it take to make a curmudgeon smile?

I don't know...but just the mental image makes ME smile!: (And I believe I qualify as a curmudgeon...)

 

[Loel]

Daylight savings and the Quintar returns:

if you cut 1 foot off the top of a blanket
sew it on the bottom

will you have a longer blanket

Quintar please give us the correct answer?

 

[Bloodhammer]

Link Removed

 

[DaveDeVille]

So go ahead, ask me anything.

ok ...
* if 7/11 stores are open 24 hours a day ,365 days per year , why are there locks on the door ?
* why is abbreviation such a long word ?
* why do we drive on parkways , and park on driveways ?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

When you say 'harumph' do you pout or hold up a fist of defiance?

 

[Funky Ghost]

Hoodwink
Bamboozle
Hornswoggle

Which is the best word for the future to cling to?

 

[Rush-2112]

does tQ equal BC?

 

[SamanthaCay]

Is this real life?

 

[Funky Ghost]

Is this just fantasy?

 

[elgecko]

Will you do the Fandango?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Will you Lowner this thread?

 

[MatticusMania]

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

 

[elgecko]

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye?

 

[cheezewiz]

How is your wife, Mrs. Cook, doing?