Strangest ebay find so far!

[Trevorus]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=020&item=300006962914

 

[Baryonyx]

Wow, $1500 is a lot for a crude lump of plaster...

 

[tplyons]

Interesting, I'd like to know what it REALLY is, but I don't wanna pay.

 

[Basshole]

It must be nice to live on the beach, stick a bunch of dead fish together, and rape people on Ebay for a living. I gotta hand it to the guy...he's creative.

Good work if you can get it, I suppose.

 

[FL Knifemaker]

Damn the auction ended early. I wanted to put her out by my pool Beats the hell out of plastic flamigos

 

[Trevorus]

Apparently they don't have dentists in Atlantis, though. That technology isn't all that great, I suppose...

 

[MJ5150]

I thought mermaids have boobies. Oh well, another shattered childhood dream.

-Mike

 

[Trevorus]

I thought mermaids have boobies. Oh well, another shattered childhood dream.

-Mike

Yeah, I'm mad. Why did Disney have to make Ariel so hot?

 

[Poop-Loops]

That's a mermaid? Disney has some explaining to do...

 

[jumbosilverette]

It's pretty neat, but you can see the fiberglass through the rib cage.

 

[Basshole]

The funny thing? His feedback is spotless. Even though he sells a lot of this kinda stuff...stuff that makes area 51 stories seems tame by comparison. Yet no one beefs. Are people:

A) That freaking stupid

Or...

B) In on the joke...wink, wink, nudge, nudge...and thus quite happy with what they receive

????

 

[FL Knifemaker]

I'm diggin the little sea monster

http://cgi.ebay.com/SEA-MONSTER-Cry...oryZ1468QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

What a great reply, ROFLMFAO!!!

Q: All of your auction items are really marvelous! I wonder why the scientists doesn’t concern your mystery sea monsters. Have you found some new lately? The explanation of the shopping costs, I saw that you mentioned Korea, does it have some particular reason? Since I’m from Korea~ ^^, I’m just wondering that you have some Korean buyers! In fact, some of your previous auction items (mermaid) were reported by Korean newspaper. I saw the articles and found your auction page here. I know you’re living in FL, do you think that you can find the sea monsters out of FL? Do you think for what reason so many sea monsters are founded in FL? Good luck to your auction!
Aug-02-06
A: Since I am located in Florida and we are near the Bermuda Triangle and possibly Atlantis, this could explain the strange creatures on our shores. Sea monsters have been reported by sailors for hundreds of years all around the globe. There must be reports of local sea monsters even in Korea. Thank you for writing.

 

[superbassman2000]

my favorite part of his story is him saying "I realized i found ANOTHER sea monster"

entertaining

 

[Peter Squire]

I hope all fellow TB'ers will relate their experiences finding mermaids.

 

[SnoMan]

His responses are priceless.

 

[RockFace]

that is one of the most outrageous things i have ever seen. some idiot actually paid 1550 dollars for that thing.

+1 on that guy's genius though. i love the description..."my hands were shaking" haha. and "i have drilled a hole in the back of her head so that she can be hung up for display" haha.

awesome

 

[Peter Squire]

LOL - "what were you doing hanging out in the seaweed looking for these things?"

 

[Peter Squire]

Here's a photo of another Ebay "real" mermaid!!
Discuss

 

[BurningSkies]

Apparently he has the mad elite skillz when it comes to taxidermy work. It's obvious from some of his other auctions that he's building these from fish and either animal bones or synthetic materials.

People seem to dig them though, especially with the stories.

 

[FL Knifemaker]

Here's a photo of another Ebay "real" mermaid!!
Discuss

That one looks like has or HAD boobies I would like to see the guys workshop. Could be interesting. I wonder if he talks to them