Stupid rant

[username n/a]

DONT CALL TURKEY BACON BACON. Please don't call turkey bacon bacon because it's not, it's turkey, bacon comes from a pig NOT A TURKEY!!!

So please stop calling turkey bacon bacon becaue its not.

 

[fenderhutz]

Why Sizzle-Fat when you can Sizzle-lean?

 

[SnoMan]

And what shall you have of call it, then.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Shut up and eat your turkey bacon sammich fatty.

 

[iamlowsound]

MMM bacon.

lowsound

 

[Masher88]

DONT CALL TURKEY BACON BACON. Please don't call turkey bacon bacon because it's not, it's turkey, bacon comes from a pig NOT A TURKEY!!!

So please stop calling turkey bacon bacon becaue its not.

Amen, Brutha!

 

[Marlat]

I agree, it is a stupid rant.

 

[Marlat]

9/10 Terrorists don't support bacon. Therefore bacon = freedom.

 

[cheezewiz]

I like turkey bacon. It's not as greasy. There, ya see, I called it bacon and no one was harmed. I agree with Mark!

 

[bassteban]

...I called it bacon and no one was harmed.

OW! My eye.

 

[SnoMan]

I like turkey bacon. It's not as greasy. There, ya see, I called it bacon and no one was harmed. I agree with Mark!

There's a cop joke in there somewhere...

 

[disenchant]

Do we not call them Buffalo Wings then because Buffalo don't have wings?

Or Chicken Fingers cuz chickens don't have fingers?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Or Chicken breasts, because.... Wait. What were we talking about?

 

[username n/a]

Do we not call them Buffalo Wings then because Buffalo don't have wings?

Or Chicken Fingers cuz chickens don't have fingers?

Stop poking holes in my logic woman!

 

[lunarpollen]

Stop poking holes in my logic woman!

The analogy isn't valid

Buffalo wings are called that because they originated at the Anchor Bar in Buffalo NY.

Chicken fingers are pieces of chicken meat shaped kind of like fingers. "Finger" isn't what they are supposed to taste like.

Bacon by definition is meat from certain parts of a pig. The term "turkey bacon" is just stupid. Almost as stupid as "chicken sirloin"

 

[SoComSurfing]

The analogy isn't valid

Buffalo wings are called that because they originated at the Anchor Bar in Buffalo NY.

Chicken fingers are pieces of chicken meat shaped kind of like fingers. "Finger" isn't what they are supposed to taste like.

Bacon by definition is meat from certain parts of a pig. The term "turkey bacon" is just stupid. Almost as stupid as "chicken sirloin"

Ok, you just proved it is valid w/ your explanation of Chicken Fingers. Turkey Bacon is called so because it's packaged and prepared in the same way as Bacon, making it "[turkey] meat shaped kind of like [bacon]."
You lose.

 

[msquared]

You are ranting about "stupid" on the Internet.

That is hilarious.

 

[Sonic_Death]

Use commas when you post, for the love of god man.

Also, did you know that if you eat bacon and smoke cigarettes fast enough, you can go back in time? Haha

 

[unclejam]

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[bassaficionado6]

Use commas when you post, for the love of god man.

Also, did you know that if you eat bacon and smoke cigarettes fast enough, you can go back in time? Haha

Somebody else watches that show. Awesome!