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Stupid rant

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by username n/a, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. DONT CALL TURKEY BACON BACON. Please don't call turkey bacon bacon because it's not, it's turkey, bacon comes from a pig NOT A TURKEY!!!

    So please stop calling turkey bacon bacon becaue its not.
  2. fenderhutz

    fenderhutz Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2007
    Harpers Ferry WV
    Why Sizzle-Fat when you can Sizzle-lean? :atoz:
  3. SnoMan

    SnoMan Words Words Words

    Jan 27, 2001
    Charleston, WV
    And what shall you have of call it, then.
  4. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Shut up and eat your turkey bacon sammich fatty. :spit:
  5. MMM bacon.

  6. Masher88

    Masher88 Believe in absurdities and you commit atrocities

    May 7, 2005
    Cleveland, OH
    Amen, Brutha!
  7. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    I agree, it is a stupid rant.
  8. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    9/10 Terrorists don't support bacon. Therefore bacon = freedom.
  9. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz Supporting Member

    Mar 27, 2002
    I like turkey bacon. It's not as greasy. There, ya see, I called it bacon and no one was harmed. I agree with Mark!
  10. OW! My eye. :atoz:
  11. SnoMan

    SnoMan Words Words Words

    Jan 27, 2001
    Charleston, WV
    There's a cop joke in there somewhere...

  12. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    Do we not call them Buffalo Wings then because Buffalo don't have wings?

    Or Chicken Fingers cuz chickens don't have fingers?
  13. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Or Chicken breasts, because.... Wait. What were we talking about? :eyebrow:
  14. Stop poking holes in my logic woman!
  15. The analogy isn't valid

    Buffalo wings are called that because they originated at the Anchor Bar in Buffalo NY.

    Chicken fingers are pieces of chicken meat shaped kind of like fingers. "Finger" isn't what they are supposed to taste like.

    Bacon by definition is meat from certain parts of a pig. The term "turkey bacon" is just stupid. Almost as stupid as "chicken sirloin"
  16. SoComSurfing

    SoComSurfing Mercedes Benz Superdome. S 127. R 22. S 12-13.

    Feb 15, 2002
    Mobile, Al
    Ok, you just proved it is valid w/ your explanation of Chicken Fingers. Turkey Bacon is called so because it's packaged and prepared in the same way as Bacon, making it "[turkey] meat shaped kind of like [bacon]."
    You lose.
  17. msquared


    Sep 19, 2004
    Kansas City
    You are ranting about "stupid" on the Internet.

    That is hilarious.
  18. Use commas when you post, for the love of god man.

    Also, did you know that if you eat bacon and smoke cigarettes fast enough, you can go back in time? Haha
  19. bassaficionado6

    bassaficionado6 Something about gumption

    Jan 7, 2008
    Napa, CA
    Somebody else watches that show. Awesome!:D

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