Hahahaha.
I never looked at the calls and candy in that manner. That is funny, but it gets worse now that you have me thinking that way.
I got a tour of the facility from my rep when I happened to be driving through Fort Wayne last year and really appreciated it. Near the end of the tour he showed me the slide that runs from their offices down to the lobby. No, I'm not kidding.
I did a search and found a photo of it, and no, that is not me (or my rep) in the photo. (I love Sweetwater's for whatever it is worth.)
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I was there a couple weeks ago, just to see the place and meet a good friend's rep. My friend thinks very highly of him (and the company, too), and wanted to sign me up. I didn't mind, but I hope the guy isn't holding his breath waiting for me to want something... Unless he can come up with a 34" scale hollow body (not a semi- hollow body) lefty bass, they have nothing I want to buy. But, he seems like a nice guy; the facility was impressive; and the slide is definitely a hoot. I did buy a couple of guitar straps while I was there (hey, gotta buy something, right?), and... yeah, there was candy in the bag...

