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Synthetic Rabbit Junk

There's a hidden agenda here folks. Now women don't need us. They've been prepping for years, with phrases like 'size doesn't matter', but the truth is, we're gonna wake up with a surgical implanted rabbit peni sprouting out of our hips and odd parts of our bodies. I just hope my wife doesn't put one on my forehead.

Oh crap...I just realized that my wife may have that same idea judging by the amount of times she's referred to me as: "one who sports male genitalia for their head"... well her term for that was a lot shorter than that

Think of the bright side though - it may give a whole new meaning to "blowing one's nose"