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Talk to strangers! Omegle!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Linas, Mar 31, 2009.


  1. This is great.

    First thing the guy says is, "I'm thinking of an object."

    I retort: "A 1963 Fender Jazz Bass with a tort pickguard constructed by Leo Fender in Palo Alto, California."

    He replies: "HOLY ****!!! ARE YOU F***ING PSYCHIC?" And disconnects.

    :hyper::cool::atoz::rolleyes:
     
  2. sarcastro83

    sarcastro83

    Jul 27, 2007
    Toronto, ON
    this is an indredibly efficient means of having as many awkward conversations about weather with as many people in as little time as possible.
     
  3. L-A

    L-A

    Jul 17, 2008
    Eh?
    Stranger: iam brazillian and you
    You: canadian
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  4. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Ok. Will try one more time.
     
  5. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: the book is on the table
    You: Does it have pictures
    Stranger: where r u from?
    You: Huntington Beach, male 38. Yourself?
     
  6. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Maki, youre doing it wrong.
     
  7. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Like this:

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: moi
    You: que?
    You: Me llamo es Roberto, y tu?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  8. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: hi
    Stranger: what's your purpose in life?
    You: to take down the reptiles currently running the government
    You: and yours?
    Stranger: similar to yours
    You: I like the look of your agenda.
    Stranger: we all have some kind of reptile to take down
    Stranger: whether it's personal or beyond that
    You: be it a giant snake or godzilla
    Stranger: good analogy
    You: whats your reptile?
    Stranger: personal demons, really
    You: like...?
    You: its ok, i dont judge, and youre a stranger anyways
    Stranger: give me a better idea of your agenda, and i'll share
    You: well, im currently working as a mole in a government facility trying to expose its dirty underbelly.
    You: kind of like PETA
    Stranger: you're working in espionage for or against peta?
    You: not for or against PETA, but I like their agenda. Im trying to take a particular sect of the US government down.
    Stranger: that's interesting. and for what reasons? since we're talking peta, i'm guessing you're in america too.
    You: To expose its dirty underbelly. This faction is using illegal methods to try and control US citizens,
    Stranger: well, we all like to test our boundaries...even the government. get a taste of the edge, as it were.
    Stranger: without falling over, that is
    You: yes, but some push the boundaries too far.
    You: I should go, I feel as though Im being listened to.
     
  9. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking Supporting Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    Fontana, California
    this reminds me of that Talk to God site.
     
  10. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    I must know of this talk to god site...

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Um, hi
    Stranger: hi .hola hallo
    You: Are you trying to intimidate me?
    Stranger: no i dont speak english .german or spenish
    You: Ah, hola amigo. O amiga?
    Stranger: lo ves es mucho mas facil hablar en espanol
    You: no comprende
    Stranger: me comi todas las comas
    You have disconnected.
     

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