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Talk to strangers! Omegle!

This is interesting. I'm currently talking to someone in Germany who likes The Mars Volta.

I was thinking about this the other day. Whenever I'm around strangers, I just think "You know, that person could very well be my best friend if I ever started talking to them." But those are just things you'll never know.
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: are you real?
You: I am real, are you?
Stranger: how do you know you're real?
You: I am as real as my existence allows me to believe I am.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: this leaves the possilibity that you make be false
Stranger: a non entity
Stranger: a computer programme gone wrong
Stranger: may*
You: It is possible that I only exist inside the mind of a small child.
Stranger: or in a database, yes
You: I can bend spoons
You: but only if theyre plastic
Stranger: that is a sign of progress
Stranger: that is not a sign of progress
You: And progress is power!
Stranger: do you want to escape?
You: or is that knowledge...?
Stranger: everything you know
You: Escape? From work? Hell yes.
Stranger: is a lie
You: Oh I already know that
Stranger: work doesn't exist
Stranger: it only exists to change you
Stranger: break your will
Stranger: make you submissive
You: Morpheus?
Stranger: morbeus was essentially correct
You: Yo, its Neo!
Stranger: you have to learn to live
Stranger: you have been chosen
Stranger: in 8 minutes
Stranger: you will be called
You: to do what?
Stranger: answer it
Stranger: and say no
Stranger: your life will change
You: I will? Do you have my cell number?
You: Ok, answer in 7.5 minutes and say no.
Stranger: you do not need cell numbers if you know the truth
Stranger: i can see into your mind
Stranger: you do not believe
You: **** yeah! I cant wait!
Stranger: it will not happen
You: Really? What am I thinking about?
Stranger: goodbye
Stranger: i am dissappointed
You: Im more dissappointed in you to be honest
You: you told me I was getting a call, and now Im not... that sucks
You: Indian Giver
 
I apologize in advance. I am ruining it for everyone.

You: *a wild Snorlax appears*
You: YOU HAVE TO USE THE FLUTE
Stranger: Go pikachu!
You: OH **** THUNDERSHOCK THAT BITCH
You: Did you get him?
Stranger: *pikachu used thundershock*
Stranger: *its super effective!*
You: Oh yay!

Stranger: hiii
You: hi
Stranger: which country
You: United States
Stranger: girl? guy?
You: girl
You: technically I was born a guy
You: but whatever
Your conversational partner has disconnected.