Each of the testers has been instructed to reverse the breaking in process before testing.......... can closed!
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I loved Gooseyards earlier story about electrical sound qualities perhaps he can give us an explanation or someone can as to how the reverse breaking in process occurs. A little story while we wait for the results....Petebass said:Each of the testers has been instructed to reverse the breaking in process before testing.......... can closed!
D'oh!Munjibunga said:Hey! Get with the spirit, k? This is serious business!
Disclaimer:- do not play with electricity!thejohnkim said:maybe we can rig up the cables to a reversed outlet to a junk amp. that way it's like driving a car in reverse to make the odometer roll back.
Not to change the subject:thejohnkim said:maybe we can rig up the cables to a reversed outlet to a junk amp. that way it's like driving a car in reverse to make the odometer roll back.
Petebass said:Disclaimer:- do not play with electricity!
But that is in fact the correct answer.....Yep, that'll do ................ there is another way of doing but posting details of the ritual is probably against TB rules, especially since one person has already tragically lost his knife.
Munjibunga said:How are you going to account for the difference in sound between the early testers and the last testers, since the cables will be broken-in by the time they get to Bob? I can't imagine that the cables would sound the same fresh from the factory unless, of course, Tara does the breaking-in before they ship them.
Blisshead said:They could freeze them to absolute zero, then microwave on high for five minutes, rotating once.
Bob Lee (QSC) said:They have to be oriented to magnetic north, of course. Otherwise you might as well just be dipping them in mayonnaise.
Blisshead said:Dipping them in mayonaise does work though... but only with Hellman's... because it has "hell" in it and rock music is sort of evil. If you're against using the powers of the dark you can use nayonaise, the soy equivalent.
Petebass said:Guys don't power the microwave with the Tara cable. The one idiot that tried it put the second cable in, ran the proceedure, and when he opened the door, it has turned into a Beef Caserole. We are now negotiating the over the cost of what is essentially a $170 lunch snack.
C'mon testers. Hurry up with those results. Make me eat my words.
Only a few hours?!? Wow! Apparently they also improve digestion.Blisshead said:I could make a tastless joke about eating said caserole, waiting a few hours and getting the cable back, but I won't.![]()
pbd said:I loved Gooseyards earlier story about electrical sound qualities perhaps he can give us an explanation or someone can as to how the reverse breaking in process occurs. A little story while we wait for the results....
GooseYArd said:yes of course, it is actually quite a simple process. All you need is a phase inverter device. I manufacturer these boxes, using the highest grade audiophile connectors and components internally and enclosed in hermetically sealed CNC machined titanium case. The box requires a 5 volt DC power supply and sports a nice blue LED that indicates phase reversal status. I can get them to you for 500 USD. Because my circuit is patent pending and very proprietary, the components inside the device are coated with a chemical that will reduce them nearly instantly to bits if exposed to air, which we remove via the led hole with a special vacuum pump prior to packaging. This will also void your lifeteime warranty.
Anyway once you are using my phase inverter, all you need to do is connect the cable you need to un-break between the output of the phase inverter and your amplifier. You will need to play roughly the same material that you performed while testing the cable, in its entirety.
Frankly, I am surprised to hear that you have not been using my device already, which really invalidates the results of your t esting so far. I would recommend that you order the GoosePLex PI-1 immediately and rerun your tests. I unbreak my cables after every show because the tone of pristine cables is unmatched. Do not believe people who tell you otherwise.
Thanks for backing me up on this, guys.jondog said:Hi guys, I'm new to this forum and I just want to say that I've been using the GoosePlex PI-1 for the past 10 years and it is well worth the $500. Cables that have passed too much signal have worn out electrons that simply cannot conduct the low frequencies that we love so much. Some may think that the additional four hours it takes to replay an entire gig through the PI to unbreak the cables is excessive, but these people clearly have ears made of stone. I repeat this same four hour procedure with all of my cables, as well as the wires inside of my cab and bass -- it takes about a week but you would not believe the tone I get! The Gods frequently come to my gigs, and last week Dionysius told me that my tone inspired him to invent the mosh pit. 'nuff said!
Sincerely, Shilldog
(I'm too lazy to figure out how to get a new user id to make this joke look more realistic, sorry)
Munjibunga said:Thanks for backing me up on this, guys.