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TB Cliché's and their opposites

Well, if there's a stuffed toy bunny, what would the Anti-Bunny be like? Let's ask Dr. Hegel:

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By applying rigrous dialectical logic, we can build up a character profile of a hypothetical ANTI-BUNNY! For instance, Levi's bunny is inanimate. So, if there is an ANTI-BUNNY out there...

It's ALIVE!

...

Bunny: Soft; small; light; safe; silent; dry; stuffed
Anti-Bunny: Hard; Massive; Heavy; Lethal; Noisy; Wet; Hungry (!!)

"And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches twoard Shepherds Bush to be born?"

"These prints are unlike any I've ever seen!" "I think I'm gonna be sick!"

"Yoo hoo, Levi! It's your AUNTY BUNNY!"