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Technique Pet peeves

I don't understand bassists who don't utilize their pinky and go so far as to tuck it out of the way. If it works for them, great, but most of the time I see the player darting around the fretboard as a result of it.
 
1. People who slap/tap/double thumb all the time. You're no better than a guitarist-shredder who you probably critisice yourself. You're not cool, you're annoying. Even awesome guys like Ryan Martinie and Tim Commerford don't slap/don't slap all the time.
2. People who can play tripplets at 200 BPM and can do lots flashy stuff but can't hold a basic 12-bar groove.
3. Bassists who insist on being all over the fretboard, all the time. You're not a lead player. Stop.
4. People who rag on pick players/think they're better than pick players. You're not better than Anthony Jackson or Jason Newstead. Ergo, shut your mouth.
 
The two ends of the spectrum---pickstyle players who constantly use that horrible strummy technique up close to the neck, hitting all kinds of garbage half-muted strings while "rocking out", and alternately, fingerstyle players who wouldn't dream of using a pick but are convinced they can use their fingernails and sound "just like a pick". Bah. Rubbish.