Testicular removal

[wilser]

What would it take for you to do it?

Cash? what amount?
A chick? who?
Losing a bet? what was the wager?
Illness? what, something like testicular cancer, Bob? (shameless fight club reference)

me? it would take death for me to go through with it.

 

[Phantopeth]

It's gonna be a fine day on OT when this is the post at the top when I first log on... yikes

Are we talking complete removal, or just 50%? His name is Robert Paulson, by the way.

 

[Rudyboy98]

+10000000000000000000

for death to convince me to get rid of 'em

Of course, by the time ' I'm convinced'..I'd probably be dead....

 

[playinpearls]

now lets be clear....are we talking completly remove, with an implant in place, or just snip snip...?

i dont really have an everlasting fascination with my balls, so i would have to say it would only take a medical emergency to get rid of them. as far as for money or some girl, no way. no point. i'm not one to volunteer for pain either, so no bets...

 

[spade2you]

Hmph, I thought this thread would be about getting married.

 

[Croox]

Hmph, I thought this thread would be about getting married.

same here. I figured it was the same thing.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

 

[dave64o]

Hmph, I thought this thread would be about getting married.

Jeez, why do guys just accept that this is inevitable in marriage. It is only beacuse "we" (speaking generally) allow it.

If you don't have a pair, grown one. If you do, they belong to YOU and you don't give them up to any woman. EVER!!





To get back on topic, mine are staying right where they are unless I hit some dire medical need to remove them. Other than that, they're mine!

 

[Mon Rominee]

But, then you wouldn't be able to use colorful phrases like

"Ain't that a kick in the balls"

or "S*** my balls"

and of course, no more teabagging, and really...without the ability to teabag the Missus on the fly, well, a sad time indeed.

 

[wilser]

I'm talking completely off. As in no more, gone, bye-bye, balls off.

 

[Lalabadie]

It would take an absolute necessity.

The losses of having my balls removed aren't effectively counterbalanced by the fact that I could cross my legs for long periods of time.

 

[jazzy grille]

I don't know.... I am kind of attached to them, in fact, I really like them..

I guess if it came to life or death.. I might.

 

[MonetBass]

If it were some life-threatening situation, or it came down to "Your balls or your life", then yeah, I say take 'em.

 

[EricF]

If it were some life-threatening situation, or it came down to "Your balls or your life", then yeah, I say take 'em.

Yep.

 

[playinpearls]

well then they wouldn't get in the way when you wear your birthday suit to bed...

 

[NJL]

What would it take for you to do it?

Cash? what amount?
A chick? who?
Losing a bet? what was the wager?
Illness? what, something like testicular cancer, Bob? (shameless fight club reference)

me? it would take death for me to go through with it.

You must be going nuts thinking about this.

 

[casualmadness]

Well, mine get rather annoying because sometimes they touch the water in the toilet when I'm sitting atop the throne. That truly disgusts me. You ever tried washing yours in the sink? Try it and you'll feel my pain.
However, I am quite fond of them as an accesory. So I would have to say that there is nothing short of testicular cancer that would make me remove them.

 

[playinpearls]

But they only do it once....when that cold toilet water hits them they shrivle up to the size of a 3rd grader....

 

[Phalex]

Mine are in my wifes purse right now.

 

[Eric Perry]

It hurts down there just reading this.