The Awesomest Day.

[Gard]

Wow, you do have some problems on your frinckle, don't you? Well, I would recommend getting rid of your standard jingywhickle and replacing it with a new omni port, they kind that takes standard jingywhickle, notronics Yay-5U, Korsoth, and 5 1/2" floppy. They you download the latest version of Spoon v5.7.3.9. That should help you rebuild your pram, plus it will call in airstrikes on your ninja infection. Also, upgrade your pentambulator to the sextambulator. One more ambulator can make ALL the difference in your anti-elmu particle engines. As for the sewage smell, just get a can of Pine-Sol.

Oh, and I bought that new Ktab Pzt record. It's amazing!! His use of the Sacul Grzbt is more than just impressive. I also like how he has a group of Outer-Monpoovian kidney bellowers as his back-up vocalists. They couterpoint the drone of the Kwuzz very nicely. My only critiscim is that he relies too much on his Egroeg for his 9th harmonic melodies.

Don't try to out weird ME, four eyes. I get stranger things than you in my breakfast cereals!!

Rock on
Eric

Sir, I bow to your superior weirdness, two eyes or four.



....and have you heard Tkaahz Uuwg's solo record? He is by far and away the most talented of all Outer-Monpoovian kidney bellowers. He does more with a single farkuzul kidney than anyone with even a quadruple kttpzst kidney array can. He's like the Victor Wooten of Outer-Monpoovian kidney bellowers!


....and I'm NEVER eating cereal at Eric's place, breakfast or otherwise.

 

[Eric Cameron]

....and I'm NEVER eating cereal at Eric's place, breakfast or otherwise.

Sometimes we have omelettes.

Rock on
Eric

 

[Gard]

Sometimes we have omelettes.

Rock on
Eric

...cucumber omlettes?

 

[PunkerTrav]

Yay

 

[Eric Cameron]

...cucumber omlettes?

With a little bit of Groffling powder, they taste pretty good.

Rock on
Eric

 

[Gard]

With a little bit of Groffling powder, they taste pretty good.

Rock on
Eric

Darn, I'm allergic to Groffling powder. ...

...how are they with uypktwaz sauce? I like that stuff....

 

[Hambone]

Darn, I'm allergic to Groffling powder. ...

...how are they with uypktwaz sauce? I like that stuff....

Hey, I got yer...er, what was that?, uptha twaz sauce right here!

 

[Eric Cameron]

Darn, I'm allergic to Groffling powder. ...

...how are they with uypktwaz sauce? I like that stuff....

Tastes a little too snarfully to me. Try some beeju seeds in a light 5-30w oil.

Rock on
Eric

 

[Gard]

Tastes a little too snarfully to me. Try some beeju seeds in a light 5-30w oil.

Rock on
Eric

Can anything be too snarful? It's kinda like garlic, no such thing as too much...at least not for me...

Beeju seeds in 5-30w is good, but I have always preferred them in 10-50w myself, the added viscosity makes the oil stick a bit better.


Hammy, be careful to wash your hands after you handle that uypktwaz sauce. If you get it in your eyes, they'll fall out. Flush them with snake wine if you do, right away, that may help.

 

[Hambone]

I see my clever attempt to get the thread closed (or at least a good admonishment from the mod) failed miserably due to the unfamiliar nature of the spelling.

Dang!

 

[The Golden Boy]

I see my clever attempt to get the thread closed (or at least a good admonishment from the mod) failed miserably due to the unfamiliar nature of the spelling.

Dang!

You can't stop the Awesomeness.

 

[Gard]

You can't stop the Awesomeness.

Not even with uypktwaz sauce.

 

[Eric Cameron]

Not even with uypktwaz sauce.

If you want that uypktwaz sauce to REALLY take the top of your head off, add three kilpers extract of jilderhash, a few drops of ghunt, and about 15 grains of grade FFFF black powder.

Rock on
Eric