Today is not the day I want to hear about beagles. One of the residents where I work has a beagle. Sparky (this is the dog, not the person) was locked in the office so she couldn't run amok during dinner. Alas, I was in the office assembling a piece of furniture that couldn't be assembled elsewhere. I stood up to read the next step of the instructions, and during the 0.0004 seconds I wasn't paying attention, Sparky decided it would be a fine idea to sprawl out over various parts and pieces. Sparky is overweight, but there is no way that a beagle should be impossible to move. She might as well have been a 100-lb block of jello.
