go back to your shamwow convention
Hey, I'm takin' it back on the road in June. Conference in Washington DC baby!
I can dig it. Not my type, but definitely hot from the picture.
Jane Seymour - still super hot at almost twice my age.
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The Cougar
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Hey, I'm takin' it back on the road in June. Conference in Washington DC baby!
I can dig it. Not my type, but definitely hot from the picture.
Jane Seymour - still super hot at almost twice my age.
I invited myself over to her place, i used the old, "my washer and dryer broke down, can i come over and drop a load?"
Well, there's GILF too. But that can run 35-60.
Or 67 is Raquel Welsh's case.
Meh, I've definitely done worse.
Well, there's GILF too. But that can run 35-60.
Or 67 is Raquel Welsh's case.
We have to have a line here.I mean 67,come on.She's old enough to be my grandma.
When you wake up in the morning,she'd have been changed dramatically so....wait...as you already leave the place before they wake up,what line am I talking about?A few beers for the night and a vibrating cellphone as an alarm clock is all we need.
We have to have a line here.I mean 67,come on.She's old enough to be my grandma.
When you wake up in the morning,she'd have been changed dramatically so....wait...as you already leave the place before they wake up,what line am I talking about?A few beers for the night and a vibrating cellphone as an alarm clock is all we need.
I might stick around to tap her in the morning too. Even if it's just for good measure.
She was the original poster girl for 'no plastic needed here'.
Add some strategically placed strips of fur and 'Me Tarzan'
becoms the tag line for the night ...
Add some strategically placed strips of fur and 'Me Tarzan'
becoms the tag line for the night ...
I invited myself over to her place, i used the old, "my washer and dryer broke down, can i come over and drop a load?"
What's the difference between doing your laundry and having sex with your wife?....
You don't have to hug the washing machine when you're done putting a load in it.
BWHAHAHA.
I'm wary of the benadryl. I have a funny story relating to why I will never touch the stuff (recreationally). In the past, I've been much more of a Robitussin DM participant.
I liken this show to the foreplay before the foreplay of softcore group sex, except it's not group sex with an abundance of girls, but rather an abundance of dudes. I'd rather watch an abundance of chicks, in this case an abundance of cougars. Chicks competing to get laid is always much more compelling than watching a bunch of dudes competing to get laid. Not to say that this particular Cougar isn't nice to look at, but it just seem that there's a lot of dudes between the stuff you want to see. Not sure how that all weighs out in the Man Laws, but that's why I doubt I'll ever watch this show.
