The Cougar

[iamlowsound]

You guys are only kidding yourselves if you don't think that woman is hot. And seriously overstating your "league".

If she needs cosmetic surgery / enhancement, you need your head examined. And the "merchandise" comment...ugh. Get over yourself.

Quoted for truth. Plus, she is hot. Too old for me, but hot nonetheless.

lowsound

 

[Relic]

This is a misnomer as I have had the pleasure nailing some MILF's that have multiple litters and as long as they take care of the kitty she still bites hard

Now here's a man who knows the deal.

*golf clap*

 

[NJL]

joins in on the clap

 

[Korladis]

i love the fact how all the more experienced dudes in this thread are trying to help the youngin's (who still refuse to even listen, due to inexperience)...

we're trying to help you little dudes, sit back and listen, there's much to learn here...

I'm only 22, but I'm not that unobservant.

One of my friends dated a woman ten years his senior for a while. I have heard that she was very... skilled.

Seriously, an older woman knows what she wants, what works, and what doesn't. I'd prefer that to someone who had no idea what they were doing.

 

[NJL]

I'm only 22, but I'm not that unobservant.

One of my friends dated a woman ten years his senior for a while. I have heard that she was very... skilled.

Seriously, an older woman knows what she wants, what works, and what doesn't. I'd prefer that to someone who had no idea what they were doing.

Welcome aboard, son!

 

[Joe Gress]

Taking notes.

 

[Muusers]

Being ignorant.

 

[machine gewehr]

I'd watch the show thats for sure.

 

[NJL]

and it's really funny listening to and watching all the dumb things the youngin' say and do.. it's funny!! you guys need to find the first shows and start there, too..

 

[Eric Perry]

You're in for a very disappointing life.

+1

 

[bass-shy]

That show had me hooked after "Australian kiss".

 

[NJL]

That show had me hooked after "Australian kiss".

yeah some of those kids on that show just don't get it.

 

[excane]

Plus, she is hot. Too old for me, but hot nonetheless.

lowsound

She is not old ENOUGH for me....I'd take this chick if she was in her 50's...... yeah, I like 'em road-worn.

 

[NJL]

ddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyymmmmmmmmmm!!!!

my master!! *bows*

 

[Joe Gress]

I'll take anything right now. Gotta figure out what I want out there.

 

[Dr_Funkdamental]

joins in on the clap

too easy lol.

 

[excane]

 

[Quadruple Jay]

Just stumbled across a re-run, and all I can say is...

Daaaaayyyuuum she is fiiiiiiiiiiiine!

 

[GregC]

pffff, the naysayers in this thread... puuuhlease...how many of you would actually turn her down if she was in your bed all hot and bothered asking if bass players really do do it deeper?

They're all studs behind those keyboards, doncha know.

This is a misnomer as I have had the pleasure nailing some MILF's that have multiple litters and as long as they take care of the kitty she still bites hard

And oh yes, this!

 

[MakiSupaStar]

This is a misnomer as I have had the pleasure nailing some MILF's that have multiple litters and as long as they take care of the kitty she still bites hard

You know, come to think of it you're right. For every hotdog I've chucked down the hallway, there has been a MILF that fits this description. Perhaps this is how you quantify the difference between a MILF and a cougar. It's all in the firmness of the grip when you shake their hand.