The Good News Thread

There should be a B:assmaster at my door when I awaken tomorrow.

 

positive? oh uh ummm yeah, i'm confused i'll just back a way sl o w l y n o w

 

A midyear bonus from my workplace is just around the corner.

 

I got nothing. Heh...

 

I'm actually going out on a date.

 

With a person?

 

Yes... no inflation required, and I don't have to give her my credit card number first either!

 

she's a fellow trekkie?

 

Well... let's not get carried away, now...

 

I'm going to France on the weekend in a couple of weeks and am looking at buying an investment property or two (not in France - they are separate) - although I don't know whether getting a mortgage is good news or bad news, but I feel I need to invest some money in property as the one regret I have is not buying property when I was younger - so I guess putting that into action is good news!

 

I had a good poo this morning. A "no wiper".

 

I'm getting....ummmm....."female attention" a lot.

 

Do they like your new matching shoes and handbag?

 

My new Roscoe LG-3005...



...should be delivered by the time I get home from work today!

 

The Admiral in charge of the all Navy units throughout the Southwest United States took notice of the achievements of Naval Base San Diego's physical fitness program.

I designed and run that program

 

NO WAY!?! I thought those were just mythical creations of the fearful human mind... you know... kinda like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, "God"...

Whodathunkit!?! :scowl:

 

Very good thread.

Um...I'm learning some new stuff on my bass and being able to hear the basslines in music MUCH better (not really news, but close enough).