The Haiku Thread

[Jay2U]

How is it that I
Only now just found this thread?
Yes, I may come back.

Please do return, dude!
Stay away from that silly
Stereotyping

 

[geeza]

^ Stereotyping.
It's not just a silly thread,
It's a way of life.

 

[Jay2U]

Stereotyping:
Cultural activity
in virtual world.

 

[Atoz]

Sequestration comes
I have to find a new job
Bite me Washington

 

[mongo2]

Horses for courses
And a penny for your thoughts
I got nothin' here.

 

[geeza]

This is not haiku.
Everything I say is false.
This is an haiku.

 

[blastoff99]

Golf this afternoon.
Good thing I was by myself
Walking in the woods.

 

[tastybasslines]

My glorious bacon
My professors bosom
Fat buttcheeks

 

[MrMeacham]

I can't remember
the name of the naked girl
lying next to me

 

[Jay2U]

I can't remember
the name of the naked girl
lying next to me

I'm sure I know her.
Please keep her for yourself, mate.
I don't want her here.

 

[elgecko]

Maples are budding

Lavender starting its bloom

It is Spring again!

 

[Jay2U]

Oh yes, spring arrived
Have other things on my mind
Almost freezing here

 

[elgecko]

Seventy eight here

That's twenty six for Euros

I prefer Kelvin

 

[Jay2U]

Kelvin is my work
Thermometry in a lab
For thirty years now

 

[elgecko]

All motion ceases

Particles are lethargic

Absolute zero

 

[elgecko]

Out in the desert

It's taller than all the rest

Big thermometer

 

[Jay2U]

Thirty three is cold
Started moving stuff today
Got new house, hooray!

 

[elgecko]

Jay is not Sponge Bob

He has an actual house

Not a pineapple!

 

[ArtechnikA]

Problem With Haiku
Is Just When You Get Going
You Run Out Of Syl...

 

[Jay2U]

Ditches are frozen
There's one behind my new house
Temperature should rise