The Haiku Thread

[Jay2U]

What a chick magnet!
Should draw lots of nice hotties
begging for a ride

Iron Maidens are
attracted by a magnet
Is that what you want?

 

[bachlover]

Maidens of iron
Will keep Elgecko in line
Chastity belt time!

 

[Funky Ghost]

You say Jay two you,
but Jay double U is meant.
Crisis? Not for me!

It's a smoke screen man!
A chance to buy a Corvette
And revisit youth.

 

[Jay2U]

It's a smoke screen man!
A chance to buy a Corvette
And revisit youth.

Bass is what I missed.
I started at fifty man.
That's how I feel young.

 

[bass_case]

don't need a hot car
i got the fire down below
burn on, viagra

 

[Jay2U]

Christmas came again
Another day and it's gone
2015

 

[Funky Ghost]

Autumn birds take flight
Winters frigid breathing comes
Memories remain

 

[elgecko]

Three long years have passed
I've made no contributions
Haiku is reborn

 

[Stumbo]

I have to get up
From the bed I'm sleeping in
Bladder to empty

 

[elgecko]

My phone says Friday
But then I work tomorrow
My work schedule stinks

 

[Stumbo]

Perchance to stumble
Our relationship no more
Let me call again

 

[BurnOut]

Zombie haiku thread
Is brought back to life again
Thread police come now

 

[Funky Ghost]

The evening chill
Skin dancing for warm comfort
A night owl takes wing

 

[Bard2dbone]

More haikus again?
I didn't see that coming.
Will any be good?

 

[elgecko]

Haikus are like rain
Often they're a bad deluge
Sometimes they are good

 

[Stumbo]

Drama unfolds here
Now open to new feelings
What will we decide

 

[elgecko]

Feelings nothing more
Was it Barry Manilow
The guy who said it

 

[Jay2U]

I thought this thread died
Apparently it did not
Live on, silly thread!

 

[Stumbo]

Am I alive now
Or am I zombie again
Sing, TB listens

 

[RobTheRiot]

Just got home from gig
Feels late but clock says not so
Damn time change madness