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Aren't you glad you asked this bunch of clowns for advice, houndx ?![]()
I'm stayin' Abby.
Caddy at a country club. That's what I did. Got up at 4:30 a.m., pedalled my bike across town to be there(rich town adjacent) by 5:30-ish. I had a lovely first day: they make you do a few days of caddy school, learn how to approuch the pin without screwing up anyone's putting line, etc. Some really round kid is always lagging. My first round there are 4 golfers and the round kid is carrying for one of them. He sat down between 6th and 7th holes, started crying, wasn't going any further. Golfer went nuts on him, tells him to get his fat ass up, I think he may even have kicked him a little. I offered that I could carry double if they would tolerate the pace. I did. My tip was bigger than my expected flat rate. $4 flat for 18 holes, I got a $6 tip.
What's your advice then? I think he should get himself recruited by the CIA, but that's just me.
Dude, caddying isn't all bad. A.Sometimes you get tipped out for cash. B.If you are good you might get asked to carry for a tournement, and if your guys are any good you might get a serious bonus. I did that once and my guys made it to second place. I'd say my take worked out to $15/hr. In 1976!! Then they had the less than serious 'tournies, babes at a couple of the par 3(possible hole-in-01) holes - guys got to pick up a babe to escort us for rest of round or some such if they made a hole-in. Beer stop points.Uphill both ways, right? Barefoot, crawling on your knees in ten feet of snow? Ahh, those were the days.
You carry on the shoulder McDoofus the Crime Dog.That's how he got those long arms. The haircut - that's a different story.
I considered it an excellent start to my plan to redistribute wealth from the upper crust to the bottom feeders. My current work(vintage watch repairs) is the same deal essentially. Me, care about watches? OMG!!! LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO!I worked at a country club too Edpal. I was kitchen wait staff as a junior in High School. We were tipped FAR better than the caddies as a general rule. I once got a $20 tip for bringing a lady an extra butter scotch pudding to her.
I've been missing it with every shot. I knew a sniper who stuttered. Cost a golfer his turn at tee damnit!That's why I use a pull cart - I miss my rotator cuff.
I'm seriously thinking about that Norwegian Road patrol job, Though my tank driving skills are a bit rusty.Aren't you glad you asked this bunch of clowns for advice, houndx ?![]()