The Imponderable Thread

[swsengineer]

Why do we:

park in driveways
drive on parkways

old Gallagher bit

 

[Curtybob]

Or the standard:

Why do we sit on sofas and in a chair?

 

[louieeadg]

Let's don't forget being dummb as a Box of Rocks. What level of Dumbness do we ascribe to said Rocks, and what Size to said Box?

American or European measurements?

Which iz close-Lee reladed to to be-n "dumb az a twig." Which leads one to think, "If I am as dumb as a twig, and a general sized 'stick' is about as smart as a box of new, old condoms...then how dumb am I?"

 

[ThunderGod]

Who/what/where/why is god?

In your head/heart/hands/&hope

 

[ThunderGod]

If Jaco only needed four strings, why does anyone need five (or more)?

String Envy (I guess)

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I enjoy pooing AND love sex.

 

[Johnny Mack]

why do people say "you cant get there from here"?

 

[HollowBassman]

How do they get the liquid into a snowglobe without having any air-bubbles?

 

[flakeh]

What does a cat call its vagina?

 

[Atoz]

What does a cat call its vagina?

Nice.

My son asked me this a couple of weeks ago:

Why does your stuff burn up when your house burns down?

One that I've been wondering:

You can hang a picture, and you can hang a convict, but after the fact why is it that the picture is "hung," and the convict is "hanged?"
(I suppose the convict could have been hung, but after he's hanged, that fact is somewhat irrelevant.)

 

[MakiSupaStar]

What really is the angle of the dangle?

 

[Jared Lash]

Why are there always so many fat women in tube tops at the state fair?

I'm really asking. It boggles my mind and damages my eyes.

I say funnel cakes OR revealing clothing. Make your choice and stick to it.

 

[sensible68]

why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?

 

[Asa Samuel]

I can think of a reasonable answer to almost anything, so bring it...

Ok, if your name is the nameless one, surely you cant be called the nameless one because your name is the nameless one?

 

[Diggler]

Why don't all my shirts, after picking enough lint out of my navel during the course of the year to stuff a twin-sized mattress, have a hole in that area?

 

[casualmadness]

When a sock is lost in the washing/drying cycles...where does it go?

 

[Bruce Lindfield]

The philosopher Wittgenstein put this as imponderable.

It is said that people used to think the Sun went round the Earth, because from Earth that's what it looks like. And Wittgenstein asks: but what would it have to look like, for it to look as if the Earth was going round the Sun?

 

[Chriss62]

Duhh, stationary spinning sun in the sky. But you have to watch it from the sun. Wait...

 

[Hoover]

I enjoy pooing AND love sex.

There's a difference? Uh-oh...

 

[unbasslichkeit]

why do people say "you cant get there from here"?

That quote was from the 60's. And if you can remember the 60's, you weren't there.