The Imponderable Thread

[I am Domokun]

What if this weren't a hypothetical question?!

 

[fenderhutz]

Why do people turn down their radios at an ATM machine?

 

[Fender32]

Why do people turn down their radios at an ATM machine?

If you're talking about personal stereos carried by people on foot (as opposed to car stereos in drive-thru ATMs), then I have to admit that I do that, so that I can hear any rapidly-approaching footprints behind me .

We live in scary times !

 

[troy2003]

What if C A T actually spelled dog?

 

[richnota]

if you put instant coffee in a microwave, will you go back in time?

 

[905]

Why do people say things like "I can't talk right now" ?

 

[Stanley Design]

If all your dreams came true, what would your dreams be?

 

[morf]

If all your dreams came true, what would your dreams be?

New dreams

 

[Jared Lash]

Why is it a pair of pants, but only one bra?

What happened to the B batteries?

Why are they called buildings if they're already built? Shouldn't they be called builts?

 

[KeithBMI]

What happened to the B batteries?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8T2LAxxv9OI

 

[Vic Winters]

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?

Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?

If superman is so clever, why does he wear his underwear on the outside?

No, but if a fat girl falls, they crack up.

Stolen from about.com "Any highway built under the auspices of the Federal Aid Highway Act of 1956 and funded by the federal governent is called an interstate highway, even if it doesn't cross state lines. In fact, there are many local routes that lie entirely within a single state funded by the Act."

Because he's Super, thanks for asking.

 

[Vic Winters]

Not trying to spark a religious debate, but I'm curious. Is Jesus God or the son of God?

 

[HollowBassman]

Not trying to spark a religious debate, but I'm curious. Is Jesus God or the son of God?

yes.

 

[Jazz Ad]

Why do they put lights in refrigerators and not in freezers ?

 

[morf]

Why do they put lights in refrigerators and not in freezers ?

Because you buy the cheap kind.

 

[JansenW]

How do you spot a new perfectly relic'ed bass?

 

[morf]

How do you spot a new perfectly relic'ed bass?

fret wear.

 

[SpankyPants]

Why are they apartments when they're so close together?

Why is it a TV set? A set of what?

Why do you type something up but write something down?

 

[Jared Lash]

When the bus driver gets off the bus at the end of his shift, who closes the door?

 

[SpankyPants]

Damn, that was a really good one.